I’m not crazy about bugs in general but some I can tolerate alot better than others. Like I have a respect for centipedes and spiders. I don’t kill either. If I ever see a spider in my apartment I won’t mush it. I usually just let it go on its merry way– unless it gets all ballsy and creeps close to me. Then I’ll trap it in a jar and toss it out the window. (the spider… not the whole jar). Centipedes are kind of cool looking to me and mushing them is too gross to think about. So they live too…

Roaches freak me out totally. They got both looks and speed. Thankfully I rarely see one in here but if I ever do I’ll spray it with so much spray until they’re so friggin dead that I’ll practically be dead from the fumes myself. Lightheaded at least. (Btw I think it’s funny that Raid bothers to “scent” their bug spray. I think my roach spray is ‘Country Floral’ –not sure what ‘country’ those flowers are from– but I’m thinking it’s somewhere near Chernobyl.)

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You are not my local bagel shop.

I don’t go into your place often because I have my bagel place– but sometimes in a moment of weakness while walking the dog I’ll head to your bagel store. For a bagel and iced coffay. And seriously every single time I patronize your place I get the same treatment. It’s almost like your customer service policy is from the bizarro world or something.

First off, I walk in the door and immediately get glared at by your cashier. She gives me a look that I would assume is exclusively reserved for shirtless men carrying cats. Then she looks away like ‘Uch. This guy again…?’ Hey! I’m in your shop once every six months, Sunshine!

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Hey! Happy Monday!

Gonna be a runaround day but here’s some emails to read and I’ll type somethings up laters and stuff!

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Date: Tue, 20 Jul 2010 19:04:55 -0400
Subject: internet archive
From:
To: oddtodd7@hotmail.com

Todd,

For an assignment for school, I was perusing the Internet archive and decided to search your site. I did one of the earliest dates possible - some time in 1999. You were selling greeting cards! I got a kick out of it, I thought you might too.

http://www.archive.org/

Meghan
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From:
Date: Tue, 20 Jul 2010 17:24:10 -0400
Subject: hello todd from long island
To: oddtodd7@hotmail.com

I have enjoyed your cartoons and in June i was let go from bmw as a tech, now thank fully i an currently working for honda, your cartoons gave me faith and to bee positive. thank you
I would like to have a autograph from you on one of your cartoons. If that’s possible i would be greatful. Where do i need to send $$$ for postage and your autograph.
thank you again for making me smile thru the hard times, glad i found your site.
sincerely paul

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Hey! Here's some pictures I took this week and you can look at them for free!

Not sure if this was a worm hole situation or just protest procrastinators
finally getting it together…

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