First Celeb Sighting

So last night I went to go meet a friend for a drink at some fancy hotel. (Friggin ridiculous $8 for a stupid beer but they had free wasabi peas so I kinda felt like it balanced out because I ate the whole bowl.) Anyway, I got there a little early and was sort of hanging out in the lobby sending text messages like a big dork.

All of a sudden the elevator doors open and a couple walking a dog step off the elevator. Seeing a dog made me miss Roscoe. I wondered what kind of dog it was. I thought it was cool that the dog is allowed in the hotel. It was sort of smallish. Maybe a schnauzer or something. I wondered what Roscoe was doing. I thought about dogs.

Then I noticed that the dog was being walked by like a friggin tall beautiful blonde in heels. I felt shame for noticing the stupid dog before the girl. It proved I have a real problem with dog obsession-- if I stared at the dog first, yknow.

Then I hear the guy she's with say, 'Hey Tah...' Or at least that's what it sounded like to me. I look up and I see... (drumroll) it's James Woods! Dressed in a suit! I looked at him and he looked at me. Hey Tah? I was like, 'Did James Woods just call my name?' But he was talking to someone who was right by me. Some dude. Tom maybe. Whatever. They started talking.

I had been texting and had my phone out so I considered taking a cellphone photo but I got embarrassed. The lobby was echo-ey and my phone makes that clicky flash camera noise and it was just us in the lobby and... I chickened out. I didn't want to be that guy. But next time I will be!

After he spoke to 'Tom' for like five minutes or whatever. He headed out with blondy and doggy in tow.

I might have missed it but I don't think he even introduced the girl to "Tom". She didn't say anything for sure. And as they walked away she sort of blurted over her shoulder, 'Nice to meet you!'

But I don't think she really personally met anybody actually.

I'll try to be more paparazzish next time but I found a picture of the happy couple on the web.

Here go James Woods and the blonde. Apparently she's 20. He's like... old...er.

ok bye!

tOdd

PS. Couple more Roscoe pics came in! Look how dirty! Fresh stinky mutt out of the pool and being all fightery dog. I better get home soon. He's looking ruff!