Blog Bash Beeswax
Like, people got mad at me for bashing Dark Knight. Like I'm some kind of wang who doesn't know how to watch a movie correctly. Like I wrote bad stuff about it just to be a jerk and peed on a masterpiece for fun. I wish I loved that movie. Believe me.
People got upset because I typed a really long post about how I screwed up going to the midnight showing. Telling me I write too much with too many words. It was a long story! What was I supposed to do!
When I typed this jokey thing about going out to dinner with a bunch of people I got accused of being a snob who judges people. I just sort of felt the whole thing was a goof. I don't think the person who gets their entree last is a "loser". I'm usually that guy! And it's not like I'm going out to 'dinner parties' all the time by the way. (I guess I typed it all vague like I go to them all the time because I didn't want to offend the people I recently went out with if they decide to read my blog. Apologies to them if I did. I wasn't talking about you.) And no, I'm not secretly rich btw.
Also people don't like this summer blog thing at all. They think the whole site is confusing now and they miss the daily stuff or whatever. Sorry bout that but I just need a little downtime to catch up and this helps.
So I just wanted to say apologies if I've offended you in some way by how I write or what I write or what I'm not doing or whatever. I just type stuff that comes into my head from the things I do and the stuff I see and how I see it. So there.
It's hard for me because I do want this to be a good vibes place and I guess I'll admit it gets to me when people get upset just by coming here. It really is just me sitting in my apartment with my dog so maybe I do go mental from time to time. And it has been all humid lately and I've been sweaty.
I'll try to be more open minded with fun and less "wordy" I guess. Maybe this post was too wordy too?
Good vibes to y'all!
ok bye!
tOdd
PS. Yes, I know the Ducky Duck site is all clunky this year!! It's not my fault and I don't know why it's all changed! I complained to them alot. But very much thanks to the people who joined the team!
90 Comments:
I've said it before and I'll say one more effin' time. Tell em to get their own damn blog if they don't like what you write. Yes your Dark Knight review sucked, but its your damn review and your opinion. You work too hard (in a lazy kinda way) to listen to ppl complain about stuff thats noncomplaintworthy.
keep on doing what you're doing Todd. It's your blog
First rule of People: They're idiots. A person can be smart, but people are idiots.
Your blog is good Todd.
I probably provide half the traffic to your site just checking to see if you have posted new stuff. I want to make a living off creative blogging like you, but just one and I am tapped out for months. How do you make a living anyway? I havent given you any money (I did buy your book though). Freelancing must pay really well. I liked your Dark Knight review, I did not like the Hellboy review about Dark Knight though.
It's hard to believe that people will criticize you for writing what you feel on your own personal website!
Like WTF people?!
Todd your site rules, i've been coming here for years.
I think your movie reviews are usually bang on the nose and I "laugh out loud" many times reading them.
If I don't agree with something you say, like who cares. We all have the right to own our opinion.
RIGHT??!!!
i hate your whiny "im sorry for being me" blog posts even more than the usual crap you write about.
Well I don't understand how you can't like Dark Knight more than you did. But whatever. I still love you Todd!
Well like I said in the email to you I respectfully disagreed. I respected your opinion and accept it, but I wanted to tell you things from my point of view, that's all.
And I like this bloggy thing you do. I get into your writing it cracks me up and keeps things interesting. Don't listen to the haters.
-Jason
Just be you. You're funny.
I agree (in spirit) with the poster that is sick of you apologizing for your website, or for apologizing for offending someone. ENOUGH! This is YOUR site, YOUR opinion, YOUR work, YOUR time and YOUR money to support it. Just say whatever the hell you feel about Dark Knight, chicks with poor math skills, drunk dicks or whatever. You owe NO ONE an explanation for your humor or your opinion. Hell I can't stand the constant Roscoe talk on your site. I also hate the time it takes to get new toons. But that's just to god-damned bad for me isn't it? No one forces me or any one else to visit this site. Post what you want as you see fit. The complainers are just a drop in the bucket in proportion to the huge volume of traffic your site sees. In short...F**K 'EM. No more apologies to thin-skinned whiners.
Notice how the jackasses who leave bad messages post as anonymous...
Anyway, tOdd, this is your f'ing website. If they don't like it, tell them to get the hell out.
And seriously, who gets pissed off because someone else doesn't like a movie? Does that somehow detract from your experience? That is just pathetic.
Curse you, tOdd, for having a different opinion. CURSE YOU. end /sarcasm
your site's been here for years, and it's because of your style and creativity todd.
Rock on with your bad self and be true to yourself. I'm guessing some don't get the ranty or comedic sarcasm as they should. It's kind of funny actually.
We love your funny snaggletoothiness.
To appease the naysayers you should have one rant-free day and post about sunshine, lollipops, rainbows and unicorns.
Oh and Wayne Newton, I think he's a happy dude no?
-jo
Mean people suck! I like your bloggy blog!
Todd, I wouldn't worry about it - it's the internet. Someone is always mad. Not your fault.
tOdd! You have EVERY right to type WHATEVER the hell you want to type! It's YOUR blog and YOUR website! Anyone who doesn't like it can just get fucked! I wish you wouldn't apologize when brain dead idiots critisize your stuff. Of course, I realize that I just critisized you for apologizing.......but anyway....I LOVE your website and your blog even when I don't LIKE part of it!!!!!
Don't be sorry. Do your own thing.
The summer blog is a good change for a while - keep it up.
However, the Dinner Party entry sure sounded like a lame Seinfeld episode - they whined about everything. I suppose that's the easiest Observational Humor method.
Krankor
I have been on your site for the past 3 years or so, and must say I also am kinda disappointed about what it has become. You used to be the witty cartoon creator that made me laugh even when my day may have not been positive. But I dunno, now I haven't seen one new cartoon in a good while. Your site has just become one of those blogs in a never ending sea of bloggieness. Is it possible that you can go back to what made your site good in the first place?
Only opinion that really matters is that of the person paying the bandwidth bill!!!!
Keep up the great work tOdd!!
Hey Todd:
I LOVED your midnight movie mayhem blog. I was glued to every word! Ignore the critics. It's your blog. You're the boss. If people don't like what you're writing or doing, they can go elsewhere.
Keep up the great work!
This is such BS. I cannot understand why people don't realize that when you were cranking out cartoons for your site, you were LAID OFF!! Now, you have a job. Which brings me to another thing I cannot understand: Why people think freelancing isn't a REAL job. WTF? A previous post said it best, "A person can be smart, but people are idiots."
Fuck 'em todd! I like it and I know I'm not alone. Try not to let this recent outburst of criticism change your writing. I've found that sometimes your blogs have somewhat of a constricted tone, as if you are typing to please and not to express. These wordy blogs have been a great change from that!
You are providing entertainment for us, at no cost. I believe you can create your site however you like. I enjoy your creativity. No one is forcing anyone to go to your site.
Thank you for adding humor and fun to my day.
I loved the post about not getting into the movie, it was so funny and totally enjoyable. You rant all you want, that's what I love about your site - just keep being you.
The other posts make you sound like an idiot this post makes you sound like a pussy
Yeah, yer blog is the bees knees.
However, you're Dark Knight review did suck. I really thought you'd like it!
Ah well. Keep up the good work.
Dood. People on the interwebs are going to shit on everything. you can't dictate what you're doing based on what they say.
I mean, shit. If your blog sucks so much, why do they keep coming back?
First!!!!! And lol "retodd"!!!
Todd, you provide free entertainment to all of us and we should all be greatfull for that. Don't let the idiots get you down. I may not agree with everything you've ever said on your site but I respect you even more for saying what is on your mind and not pulling any punches. Keep up the great work!
I LOVE THE WORDY BLOGS!!! And i laughed SO hard reading the restaurant blog. It is so true!
The people that complain, are just complainers! Don't let them ruin the great thing you have going!
Keep up the wordy blogs! They are so much fun to read!
jenny
Screw the angry people Todd, keep doing what you're doing.
of course you weren't serious about the eating out thing.
you're doing fine, todd. be yourself - that's why we come here. you are not always happy or sad or any other one thing (except maybe late with the latest cartoon!)
--c
Like others have said, you are entitled to your opinion and this is YOUR website. Screw what anyone else says.
Why don't you take ads on your websight you obviosly get a lot of traffic?
Don't apologize. I love the way you write. This is your site and I am so grateful that you came up with such an awesome place for me to hang out.
Todd, I've been coming to your site almost since you started it. It's great. Has it changed? Sure. Everything evolves. Do you post long blogs? Sure. But they aren't ridiculously long. Not like you are posting novels. If people don't have the attention span to finish one of your blogs that isn't your fault. You have something to say and if that takes more than one paragraph to convey then so be it. I'm not sure what people are expecting from your site but I'm never disappointed. Keep up the good work Todd. Maybe you'll weed some of the viewers out and be left with those that truly appreciate your site for what it is...entertainment.
You should most certainly NOT apologize for what you do or don't do. This would be the same as saying sorry to the neighbors who don't like your curtains or whatever. Filter out jerks for what they are --JERKS!!! Plus you KNOW alot more people really get and like you.
I mean, how can a smart person take "girls are not good at math" seriously???? ... I guess I just answered the question, didn't I?
Dude!
I'm glad you're finally apologising for every letter you've ever typed on this site. I'm surprised the owner hasn't banned you!
You seem to use phrases like "bloggy blog" more than you used to. Your posts and stories feel like you are trying to stick to a certain style instead of just being yourself.
The people who don't like long posts should just NOT READ THEM! Gasp! Didn't think of that? Doh!
don't let them get to you. if they have nothing better to do than to criticize someone else's blog, they have no life. just keep doin' what you're doin' :) and thanks for all the years of great content!
I can certainly understand that you feel under attack. I don't get those attacky people but, whatever. Frankly I think your "long" discussions are usually funnier than your shorts (or your PJs for that matter). It gives you time to build momentum. I was laughing out loud at your attempt to go to the late night showing of THE movie. Um, and...isn't the point of movie reviews that there are differing opinions? If we all felt the same why bother. You, like all creative people have your highs and lows. The writings I don't like, I breeze over and the ones I do, I savor. What you do takes a lot of effort and I appreciate it. Thank you.
Hey Todd...
Look, what it comes down to, and the reason you have an audience with your website is that you're a funny guy. And people that don't have a sense of humor tend to be rude, stupid and obnoxious.
You have a great thing going, you're making a living being yourself on a website and doing rad tv freelance appearances!
I know it's not always possible, but try glossing over negative comments.
Your website is addicting. Keep doing exactly what you're doing, and don't apologize ever again.
'Kay, maybe I'm a minority here, but I LIKE your wordy posts. They're really not that long. As for the movie thing, the whole point of a review is that it's an opinion! You get to write whatever you want! The people giving you crap about your blog need to get a life. Nobody's forcing them to come here and you have no obligation to anybody but yourself (well, and Roscoe), so don't listen to those idiots.
Keep up the great work tOdd, sending ya good vibes back.
No, please don't let the naysayers get to you!!! I love your long posts. I actually like the summer blog more then the regular stuffs because I find your stories and observations more interesting then random wednesdays or whatevers. Please please don't give in to the jerks.
Too many words? WTF? Are people really that lazy now? If it's too much work for them to read, then they can leave.
I still love your site, it gives me something to look forward to during the long work day, because I know I'll laugh at something. You always send the good vibes out and I'm sorry that other people are sending you bad vibes in return. You shouldn't have to apologize for wanting to take a little break, it's not like you're not giving us all something to look at everyday anyway. Thank You for what you do!
I am so sad that people are criticizing your blog! Its *YOUR* blog and I love how you write. If they don't like it, they don't have to read it. I say, keep things fun and fresh and laid back and enjoy your summer!
I HEART YOU BIG TYME TODD and do whatever the heck you want with your site. Don't let the DOWNERDEBBIES get you down, kk?
I loved the restaurant commentary! I laughed so hard tears came to my eyes. "Blackberry, jerk!" So funny, and so true.
You are in charge of your blog/page, and if people don't like it, they can WAIT UNTIL YOU PUT THE OLD SITE BACK. Geez. I'm just glad I have something fun to read every few days. I don't have any other expectations other than that. You're a nice friend on the web, tOdd,and don't let others getcha down. You're doing a great job. -dq
It's your blog Todd, if people do not like it then they can go elsewhere. Keep up the good work!
Keep doing what you want! You're not writing to impress anyone, fuck the haters Todd. You can say whatever you please. And stop apologizing to people in posts man. Its completely unnecessary.
i agree that dark knight sucked shit
I think the people who get so mad at your lengthy reviews are just pissed off about their own lives and need to complain about everything. It's so idiotic to me that someone will take the time to read your blogs, then complain to you for writing them. Talk about a lame-o.
Fag
Todd your site rocks! I've been coming here for years, and I love everything. The blog is great keep it up!
I do miss the cartoons though...
Dear tOdd,
I agree with what the majority of people said: it is your blog/website, write whatever you want. Have faith! Bee positive! To those people who complain that you are too wordy; they are not going to get far in life if they can not read beyond the first few sentences of anything. No, being wordy is good. It explores your ability as a writer. Only by practice (at writing) will you grow. And I think you are a very good writer. You are an entertainer in so many areas: an animation cartoonist, a contest provider, a writer, a daily and weekly content provider, a photographer, an artist... you do it all, tOdd!
I wanted to share with you the four types of people who write to internet celebrities like Odd tOdd.
The detestable jerks:
These people are known as trolls. They only provide negative feedback to get an emotional rise out of you. This category of person can be wholly and completely ignored since you already know their shtick.
The jerk trying to be helpful:
This type of jerk provides mostly negative feedback like: "you should have done this" or "you should have done that." Basically they are trashing your site in the name of helpfulness. They lack imagination of their own to see why what you actually wrote is actually funny.
The indifferent jerk:
These people don't care what happens to you either way. They consider it all entertainment, good or bad. They are very unlikely to do anything, including email you.
The true fan:
These people enjoy your site the most, but probably write in the least. When you changed your format to the blog, they said nothing. Instead, all you got was negative feedback from the other jerks. Therefore you were tricked into thinking that no one liked your new site. But then the true fans come. They stick up for you. They encourage you to continue. They remind you why people like your site. They are the people who have written the highest percentage of posts on this blog entry. These are the people you are doing it for, tOdd, the people who love you!
Love,
~Z
Thanks for all the kind words y'all :-) Much appreciated.
Hey Todd,
Been a regular on your site since your first toon (2000?) ..and by regular I mean daily. It's all been said before but wanted to give a support and thanks for all the awesomeness you provide daily.
Your our internet friend that I'll never meet but know so well.
Loki
Todd, just like 90% of the U.S. female population, I still want to marry you. And I always will.
You rock, we love your long summer blogs. It makes it feel like summer!
Ignore the complainers, man, they is FOOLS.
Hey, I love what you do most of the time. I want you to keep doing what you like, not what I wouldst have thee do in my stead.
It's your blog. Do what you want, Todd. Keep on keepin' on. If people don't like it, they can suck it.
I, Horrible Ed, just wanted to say that sultansofping, a foolish human has brought me out of retirement with his insipid comments. I will tell you more here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf8KJoWZK_s
t0dd...this is your site, and you can post whatever you like. Its a blog! Its supposed to be wordy now and again! You just do your thing, and keep on rockin' in the free world.
Screw everyone else. I love it when you write a ton because it comes off as more spur of the moment and honest rather than contrived or forced. KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
Hey Todd, Write whatever You want to write and screw anyone who complains. Your site rocks no matter what format it's in.
todd you rule. don't listen to the downers. you are entitled to use your site however you like.
as a waiter, i found your review of dinner parties not only accurate, but hilarious!
and if people don't like your movie reviews, then they can go back to rotten tomatoes with the rest of the 12 year olds.
keep up the great work. you inspire so many every day!
I agree with what Tee said, however...all of your movie reviews suck. They always have for far too many reasons to go into here, but I avoid reading the movie reviews and focus on other aspects of the site.
As for the blog, I didn't like it last time you went to this format but I didn't complain. I don't like that you did it again, but I'm not complaining still. It's your site, you do what you want with it. As for me, I'll catch you when the summer is over and you go back to using the old format.
I like the long posts. I like the short ones too. Do what you want, and don't let a few whiners ruin it for you!
Heck, least theyre giving you something to post about ay ;)
Cant say Ive read your Dark Night review yet so I cant review your review just now, judging from peoples responses though Im assuming you loved it. Was just another film imo.
Seems like everyone is a little over sensitive these days. Not much fun monay left over. Kinda like working and not having any fun monay is a double kick in the bubble gums. I could see not having any fun monay when your not working. But living the same life style and then having to go to work sux it big time.
I am not a huge fan of "same old, same old",
keep on rockin' the boat Todd,
that's what, I think, keeps your site interesting.
: )
Todd has done some good reviews Gigli and 300 come to mind check them out and dont hate on this place
Todd,
I have never posted before, but I have been a loyal visitor to the "odd todd world" for about 6 years now, I guess. And because of that, I feel I can tell you this...
DO NOT CHANGE A THING! THIS SITE IS PERFECT!
Those who don't get you, WONT get you. You can't create art that appeals to every single person.
This is your site. I happen to love pretty much 99% of what you do. That's why I have the OddTodd Hanbook, and I have come here, for what, god - 6 years?
Thank you for all you do. I am sorry that WE don't say it enough.
Todd, don't worry about all the grumps, you are doing great!
Todd, don't be such a pussy! People are mostly idiots. And anybody who is going to be so annoyed by what you do on the blog to write to you and complain has WAY TOO MUCH time on their hands. Do whatever you effing like on your blog and tell everyone else to go take a flying leap.
I hope the good vibes I'm sending you help a little.
Todd,
I come to your site because it is funny... you don't take yourself too seriously, and you don't take life too seriously... screw those people who can't take a joke...
i thought the thing about the dinner party personalities was hilarious... most of us can recognize a verbal "caricature" when we see one... and i know that i have been a few of those people you described from time to time...
if my friend was the "no entree loser", i would totally laugh at him (with a Nelson quote from Simpsons... "ha-ha!")... in a friendly way, of course... and i would expect my friends to do the same to me.
Also... i haven't seen Dark Knight yet, but i did enjoy your thorough review... i can't believe people think your posts are too wordy!... it takes less than a minute or two to read your posts... it's not like you are writing a frickin' novel about everything... are people's attention spans that short these days?
ok, i admit that sometimes i am lazy and i don't feel like reading your whole movie review if it is a movie that i don't really care about... but in that case i will just read the 3 good things & 3 bad things part... so that is a really cool feature.
don't change a thing... it's your blog... i am glad that you are able to share it with us...
PS - i hope my post wasn't too "wordy" for anyone.
I would like to say I have been coming to your site for a good five years now, it has been my home page for most of those years. but...
Lately (within the last year or two) it has become more about YOU, which is coool... but what I'm saying is I miss Odd Todd, I miss the cartoon YOU, I think things like "whats happening" and "Roscoe Cam" have made things too personal. But please take these comments with a grain of salt, as everyone else has said it is YOUR site. But I think you also need to remember why you made the site in the first place... and maybe that reason has changed, which is sad to me.
Anyway Todd, Good vibes to you and Roscoe, I will continue to visit your site everyday until you shut it down.
Cheers from Nova Scotia!
HO
Why would someone read something and then complain about it? Are they forced to read everything you write? Is there a draft here I am not aware of? If you don't want to read my comment, don't read it. If I don't want to read a post that looks like something I may not want to read, I won't read it. That said, I usually get a good laugh from your posts, Todd. And that is why I choose to read them. I say well done. To me your site is a highlight during dreary days of working.
PS. If you want my job you can have it. I'm about 3 minutes from walking out, changing into a blue robe and eating fudge stripes for about 6 months.
--BB
I dont like horrible ed
You are awesome. Sometimes people are goofy. And opinionated. And grumpy. YOU however, are freakin' hilarious, and I look forward to reading anything you write. You can write about phonebooks and make it interesting...(wait a minute, didn't you do that already??) I like the bloggy blog. There. Nice things said (and meant!)Keep up the good work, and remember for every grumpy person there are 10 more who love what you do for us!
It's absolutely the troof that Dark Knight was too long, sagged just about anytime Joker wasn't on the screen, and left way too many things up in the air. i love Maggie normally, but she only added "not Katie Holmes" to the experience. You mentioned the action was close-in and hard to track. That was even an improvement from the previous Batman, which seemed to use fist-mounted cameras. (Seriously, go back and watch the mountain ninjas get it on--shaky, blurry stuff.) Little details like the silly voiced car-destructo sequence are symptomatic of the whole thing. Not any sort of award winner.
I'm also with you on Hancock, which tried to mush together two ideas like fancy ice cream parlors do those creations on cold marble slabs. Unfortunately, they mushed up the flavors "sorta sorbet" and "forgettable fudge." And at the end, everyone's all happy and living normally again? Whaaaa? (Don't worry square western world, even the awesomest black superstar can't make off with your blonde ladies!)
Lest I sound like a negative Nancy, I hear the Bowery's New Museum is cool, so will bus down to check it out this weekend. Go NYC culture.
The Dark Knight review and the thing about the restaurant totally made my week, as it did many others I'm sure. Don't be guided by the people who don't get your humor Todd . . . they're idiots. If you cater to them, you'll end up with nothing but idiots as fans.
I agree with Vincent....people are idiots.
Nobody is forced to read any of this, but you will always have the "retard-blog-basher". This is the guy that leaves a shitty comment on your blog just for the sake of doing so. They leave shitty comments on every website that gives them that option.
I wouldn't apologize for the content you write.....I would just write a blog specifically about them and give 'em a return bashing. Let them know what a bunch of fucking idiots they are. Just be prepared for hate-mail.
<3
I haven't seen the DARK KNIGHT yet, but I agree with Odd Todd....it SUCKED.
Aww, tOdd, we still love you, even the critic at the L.A. Times commented on how any critics who disliked Dark Knight got spammed. As for using Blogger, I don't understand why you don't just use it all the time (and have ads for that matter). Don't be a martyr! Make some money! (btw, your review of I Am Legend is still my favorite)
Luv ya Todd-
Act like ya got a set!
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