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Where's All My Peanut Butter!!!!?

WTF!!! Some ghost or something keeps eating my peanut butter!! Every time I open the jar there's much MUCH less than should be there!! I'm not eating all my peanut butter! I only eat peanut butter like once or twice a week so where's all the peanut butter going!!?! Granted sometimes I'll just do a spoonful and eat it but not THAT often! I KNOW there should be more peanut butter in there!

Stop eating my peanut butter you peanut butter eating ghost (or demon!) !! Eat mayo or something! Or that old relish! Or drink soy sauce!!

But enough with eating all my peanut butter!!!

ok bye!

PS. FYI if you don't like chunky peanut butter you're like totally mental or something! It's so much better! Period end of story!


OpenID kelley-bean said...

i'm so with you on that...chunky all the way! and while we're at and all-natural. get used to it. it rocks.

8/11/2008 11:07 AM  
Anonymous Smelly james said...

your not supposed to keep peanut butter in the fridge stupid

8/11/2008 11:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Todd, It's you. Your sleep eating I'll bet. Yep thats it. Taking any new meds?

8/11/2008 11:08 AM  
Blogger Dave's Blog said...

Smelly James..

No refrigeration required does not mean your not supposed to. It is perfectly optional to refrigerate or not. Tool.

OddtOdd should Refrigerate at will

8/11/2008 11:26 AM  
Anonymous Smelly james said...

catsup doesn't go in teh fridge either

8/11/2008 11:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Peoanut Butter doesn't need to go in the fridge. Take it out and let it have a natural warm existence.

2. Draw a line with a marker ever time you eat peanut butter so you can tell if you have a peanut butter eating ghost or Alzheimer's.

3. Creamy is better. Not everyone enjoys having nuts in their mouth.

8/11/2008 11:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was this guy in Japan recently who started noticing he was missing food. First he thought it was a mice. Then one day he discovered there was an old homeless lady living in his closet! For a couple years!! I don't want to make you paranoid or anything, but maybe there's someone living in your closet. That or Roscoe has mastered opening jars.

8/11/2008 12:24 PM  
Anonymous VolksMan said...

When did todd say his say he even put his peanut butter in the fridge? and by the way peanutbutter is one word.

8/11/2008 12:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You could be sleep eating. And also alot of other Sleep activities. might want to check the house for a hidden camera. Also, homeless peeps have been know to live in crawl spaces of apartments and houses and eat the food of their hosts when they are asleep or out of the house.

8/11/2008 12:34 PM  
Blogger Tee said...

If you are eating natural peanut butter than it has to go in the fridge, if you don't the peanut oil on top will become rancid.

I love chunky all natural (Laura Scudders is the best), once you get used to it Skippy, Jif and all the others taste like sugary paste.

My favorite peanut butter sandwich is: 1 eng. muffin toasted coat both sides with Scudder"s chunky pb then top both sides with either sweet potato butter or apple butter,scromp!

Finally, Peanut Butter is definitely two words, saying that its all one word makes absolutely no sense and I pray that you were tuggin' the jug.

8/11/2008 12:45 PM  
Blogger Truly said...

I love nuts in my mouth!

I love peanut butter smeared on apple slices or celery sticks. PBJon toast is the best; the PB gets all warm and melty. OM NOM NOM NOM!

8/11/2008 12:58 PM  
Blogger Odd Todd said...

LOL truly...

8/11/2008 1:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chunky is good but SUPER chunky is better. Back in the 1920s or 30s, it was ILLEGAL to call it peanut butter down here in Australia. We call it peanut paste because the butter marketing board went all Microsoft on the peanut butter folk.

8/11/2008 5:39 PM  
Anonymous KOOOL said...

I think MEP! and Elf Up! had some when your not looking!

8/11/2008 5:44 PM  
Blogger Regan said...

Maybe you're sleep walking?

As far as the whole "Crunchy" vs "Creamy"

I used to be a crunchy peanut butter person when I was a kid....

But as I grew older, I switched. I now like my peanut butter smooth and me. :-)

And it has to be "all natural" peanut butter with no HYDRONATED oils.

And the jelly has to be real jelly sweetened naturally with fruit pectin and not sugar.

But thats just me. :-)

Oh...and no wonder bread.

8/12/2008 1:11 AM  
Blogger Regan said...

Lol...I just read the post from Australia. Too funny. Is that true? They couldn't call it peanut butter? They had to call it peanut PASTE?

PASTE?? Lol. Yuck. I dunno, sounds so funny to my American ears.

Don't tell me Australians call toothpaste...toothbutter? Just curious.

8/12/2008 1:17 AM  
Blogger Slyde said...

I've actually been staying in Australia for the last 10 weeks or so, and I am sorely disappointed in the complete lack of all natural peanut butter. The only PB they have (at least for general consumption at the supermarket) is made by Kraft. Yeah, Kraft.

Luckily, I brought two full jars of natural PB from the states... but they're gone now...

8/12/2008 9:37 PM  
Anonymous MsM said...

In jelly, the pectin is to make it jell. You still need sweetener, like sugar, Splenda or white grape juice. I make my own jelly and jam. I like Skippy super chunk. I can eat creamy peanut butter, but it feels like something is missing. Do not want "natural peanut butter". I can chew a bunch of peanuts if I want that. When I was a child, everyone's mother buttered both pieces of squishy bread before applying peanut butter and jelly. A butter peanutbutter sandwich.

8/13/2008 6:48 PM  
Anonymous weeze said...

Wow...that wasn't too weird.

8/16/2008 1:35 PM  

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