Hey, uhh this is my Hand Turkey. It's not even my hand, i got it off
the internet, but i love it like my own. Well, his name is dErP, and
he likes to dance to the Munsters Theme Song.

He's...special. He was found on the internet somewhere far far away,
the only things he says are slurrs like "durr" but his most said one
is "dErP". So that's where I got his name from.

Well, i think he should win because if he doesn't, Farmer Brown is
going to have to put him down. Also, he hasn't won anything in his
miserable life.

But he's cool...i think...