Okay, here's my turkey. That's not true, I
This is my 5 year old son's turkey, but genetically he's half mine so I'm just half cheating.
And it was my crafty idea and my supplies and my under my supervision that this turkey was created.
Please don't disqualify me!!!!
This turkey's name is Tom Thumb Turkeyson.
He has managed to avoid the meanies from the Butterball because of a lucky mutation that resulted in him having pitchforks for feet.
Genetic evolution, or just too much bathing in the lake by the nuclear powerplant?
Only time will tell.