Alex (Alex is a cat therapist. currently in session. not listening to a damn word the patient is saying. blah blah blah. when i was a kitten.... blah blah blah.... i lick myself too much... blah blah blah... i'm afraid of the dark... blah blah blah... i'm sexually attracted to dogs... blah blah...BLAH! what's with all these cats and their furry hangups...)