Monday

What annoys you?

Some store clerk? A corporation? Your wife? Your husband? Your mother in law? Your kids?
A whole lot of annoyances came in so if yours hasn't appeared yet pls be patient.

Yeah, I can't stand it when people do not know the difference between "your"
and "you are" when writing. Where was it that they de-learned simple
grammar? Even if they are unsure all they have to do is think about it. It
makes the writer look really ignorant and as soon as I read this bad grammar
I immediately discount whatever it is they are saying. Take an English
class, or better yet, go ask your 8 year old niece to explain it to you!
DUMBASSES!!!!!

Jill

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Hi Todd, you know what annoys me?
Friends who call to "talk", I mean its cool if its a lady-friend or
whatever, but a dude? Come on! I have this friend who calls just to say
"What's Up", here's how the conversation goes:

(Ring Ring Ring)
Me: 'Hello"
Friend" "What's up dude?"
Me: "Nothing, you?"
Friend: "Nothing.... so what's up?"
Me: "Nothing bro..."
---Long Silence---
Me: "Do you want something?
Friend: "I'm just calling to say what's up"
---Long Silence Again---
Me: "Is that all then?"
Friend: " Why? What are you doing?"
Me: "Nothing! What do you want?"
Friend: "Nothing..."
---Final Long Silence---
Me: "OK, so I have to like go now..."
(Click)

Worst waist of five minutes ever!!!!

Thats all,
Christian

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Todd!

I am unable to contain the profound irritation I experience as people park their cars, get out and then "bep" with their stupid little remote key chain thingy! My neighbourhood sounds like a bep ralley! bip bep blip bip bep blip F*** YOU AND YOUR STUPID CAR ALARM BEP THINGY! I hate you all and your SUV's!!!!

And car alarms themselves, endlessly sounding into the night their false alarms that no one pays attention to or deactivates making the alarm redundant, except for disturbing rest!!!!! F**** YOu and your freakin car alarms!!!!

And to those people who think the entire world should know of their arrival in front of my building or any other urban dwelling - GET THE F*** OUT OF YOUR CAR AND RING THE BUZZER. DON'T HONK!!!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE ARRIVED! ESPECIALLY AT 7 A.M. OR 3 A.M.!!!!! Drag your royal heiny to the door, you inconsiderate dufus!!!!

And drunk people yelling and carrying on down my street in the middle of the night!!!!

And street people asking me for coffee mon-AY when i can't afford to buy coffee myself!!!!

Thank you for listening to my annoyances.....

Jennifer

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Hey Todd,

I have a really big annoyance, those T. V. commercials during the day about getting a degree or high school diploma so you can further better yourself. Well how come every one of those damn commercials has some uneducated jackass speaking to you about going back to school when this so called GRADUATE can't even speak proper English? I seen one the other day for a business school and the spokes person said " I just got a good job in da beniss world" I mean really WTF is this world coming to? Another annoyance is talk shows, where the hell do they find these kind of people? The Maury show had this woman on 15 different times trying to find the fathers of her four children and all 15 times were unsuccessful. As a woman I find this very sick for several reasons. First reason what kind of woman are you to put yourself through that on national T.V. and secondly, how can you NOT know who you had sex with unless your just that big of a slut and you just announced to the world that you are in fact just a big slut and lastly when these women find out that " They baby daddy" is not the father they have the nerve to run off stage and start crying like it came as a BIG SHOCK that they had sex with 20 different men that month and that ONE that was tested was not the father!!!!This has turned me off from daytime T.V. forever. YOU ROCK TODD!!!!!

Angela from New York

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Hey loud and obnoxious girls outside my dorm- running around screaming at 4 am isn't "funny" it's ANNOYING. I seriously hope you all fail out by the end of the semester so you can go back home and accumulate your cirrhosis there instead of this godforsaken campus.

Stop leaving remains of Ramen in the sinks, clogging it up
Stop clogging the toilets with diarrhea/vomit and leaving it all over the seat
Stop leaving the showers full of hair
Stop running down the hall screaming at 4 am
Stop thinking you're better than everyone else
Stop singing Karaoke when you know you SUCK
STOP PLAYING KELLY CLARKSON 24/7

Also, girls in the room across the hall, please stop slamming your door- if you don't like my music being loud, then tell me. Slamming your door like a jerk only gives me liscence to play it even LOUDER. Sorry if it's not Kelly Clarkson, but too bad.

And guys, please stop using our bathroom at 3 am- it scares me when I walk in on a guy using the urinal and he smiles drunkenly at me.

-Glynnis O

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