MoNDaY'S aNNoYaNCES! 
You're annoyed! Totally! So vent! Then relax.... Send em here!

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I'm sending this in on Thursday just because it's happening right now.

My co-worker is reading stuff on the internet and reporting to me on how
much protein is in different things.
She says she doesn't get enough protein in her diet so she's looking for
different things to eat.
Okay…………good for you! Why the heck are you telling me? Did I ask you?
No as a matter fact, I didn't!

Tuna
Chicken breast
Peanuts
Turkey neck meat

I have just been informed of the protein content of these items. I'm
not sure if she's done yet.

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I hate it when people get helium balloons for their Birthday at the office and leave them hover for the next six weeks. Your Birthday is OVER! Take them DOWN!

I hate it when there is always one coworker that always comes to work sick, will never take a day off and infects the whole office. Then when everyone else has to take days off sick, the person who infected everyone gets a gift certificate from the company for "perfect attendance".

I hate "pot luck" parties at work where everyone is forced to bring something so the company doesn't have to cater around the holidays. Then you are forced to eat cold food at your desk and wonder if "Kristina" who sits next to you actually had a clean kitchen when she prepared her green bean salad.

Lemon;)

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Todd:

I hate people who eat noisily, I hate it when people spell things incorrectly, I hate it when people don't know simple things, I hate it when people are too metaphorical i.e. too wishywashy. I fucking hate people who walk slowly, I hate people who are lazy causing other people to have to do extra work to make up for what they haven't done. I hate goths because they somehow feel the need to advertise that they're really fucking strange, even chavs aren't as bad as goths....I hate people who are too religious and let their religion control their entire life, for instance the other day I went on a date with a girl and she was so fit, and I was like "YES" and then we went on the date and she really really quiet, and the few comments she did make were about religion. I hate people who seem to have a problem with the fact that I went to boarding school, and that because I did I must be a posh git. Surtout je n'aime pas les gens qui n'aiment pas les gens qui parlent une autre langue!! Comme le mèc sur ton blog!! Efface lui, il est con!! Enfin et surtout je n'aime pas la physique, avec laquelle j'ai beaucoup d'ennuis!