Art and Condo

Condo: Hey cat! What are you doing on my roof?

Art: Knitting mittens. What's it look like?

Condo: Get off my roof, you!

Art: Make me, beakface.

Condo: What? What you mean, beakface?

Art: You! With the beak! On your face! Thus... beakface!

Condo: I have a beak?

Art: On your face. It's pretty big.

Condo: Is that what that is?

Art: Yeah. You go downstairs and sort that out in your head, beakface. I'm going back to sleep.

Condo: I have a beak? My lord...