Art and Condo
Condo: Hey cat! What are you doing on my roof?
Art: Knitting mittens. What's it look like?
Condo: Get off my roof, you!
Art: Make me, beakface.
Condo: What? What you mean, beakface?
Art: You! With the beak! On your face! Thus... beakface!
Condo: I have a beak?
Art: On your face. It's pretty big.
Condo: Is that what that is?
Art: Yeah. You go downstairs and sort that out in your head, beakface. I'm going back to sleep.
Condo: I have a beak? My lord...