FRIDAY'S BOSS FROM HELL

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My boss from hell is actually just a secretary and has only one person
under her supervision (me).  But she's considered a "supervisor"by the
other bosses and loves to brag about her title and abilities.

C is a 50-something baby boomer who thinks of nobody else but herself. 
She's a heavy drinker and smoker, and loves to talk to all her buddies
around the building.  She's away from her desk most of the day combining
delivering things with chit-chats with all her friends.  As a result I
end up having to wait for her before I can actually deliver my own work,
file, or do other work-related things.  She hates it if I have to take
time off, or even take a vacation, because it cuts into her socializing
time.  Every time I come back from taking time off, I get berated about
how much of my job she had to do.

C also has a habit of making grunting and snorting noises when something
or someone pisses her off.  They sound like a rabid doe snorting in
anger combined with the sound of someone trying to go to the bathroom.

Today, I decided to stay home on account of some sinus problems and
other things so I left a message with a full explanation on C's voice
mail saying I'd be out.  I explained why and if she needed anything to
call.  This did not sit well.   After deciding I'd better call and check
in, I got a vicious attitude from her.  She asked me "what happened",
asking why I was out today.  I gave her my explanation, for the second
time.  She then said, complete with snorts in between, that I cannot
"leave a message" if I'm sick - that I must "talk to someone if you're
not coming in." This was actually her wqay of saying she wants to be
able to decide over the phone whether or not I "sound sick" in her mind
or are allowed to be out.  You see, C thinks she "drags herself in every
day", regardless of what's going on in the world, in her words, so
everyone else should do the same.  When anyone around the office takes
time off, she makes comments as to whether or not she thinks they should
be out.  C also claims she comes in sick all the time, yet thinks
nothing of calling in sick when she doesn't feel like coming in, using
her kid as an excuse.  When C leaves a message saying she'll be out that
day, it's ok for her to do so, because she's A BOSS, and in our office,
bosses have that privilege.

C also enjoys bullying me and knows because I'm below her (I'm only a
typist), she can berate and attack me and then intimidate me, all at the
same time and leave me in tears. C enjoys doing this, then telling me to
"knock it off".  I often have to make sure to hold my face a certain way
or she accuses me of making gestures.  I also have to sit in a certain
position, and talk often, otherwise I am accused of having an attitude.

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During my sophmore year of college, I worked at my college bookstore, because I got a 20% discount for textbooks. My first week there, my boss made me walk up and down the aisles for 3 hours, dusting the books and shelves, and scrubbing the shelves if they had a smudge on them. I ahd to walk up and down the aisles a certain way because "it maximizes the ground cover necessary for helping customers find their books." Needless to say, I highly suspected my boss had OCD. After a week of bookshelfing, I was placed with a disgruntled woman as her assistant. She was okay, all I had to do was create various flyers for bookstore and campus events. It took me like 5 minutes, and she was so impressed (even though I made very simplistic designs) that she let me go 2 hours early, but told me to write down the time I left as the official end of my shift, so I could be payed for 2 hours work. This was good because it gave me time for lunch :). After a bit with her, I went up to the cash register, and after each shift, I had to count down my drawer to $100.00 and deposit the rest. Seeing as how I am in college, and I passed all of my basic math courses, you would have thought I could have easily accomplished this task on my own. Not my boss, though. He insisted on sitting RIGHTNEXT to me, breathing his smelly breath over my shoulder as I counted the money. He would want me to count it different ways every time, and then he would count my money, "just to double check" even though it was never off. The good thing about this job was he was way too avoidant (think Bill Lumberg from Office Space) so I could easily walk into work 30 minutes late. Or not even show up at all. Anywho, he kept calling me with these weak but pushy stories "I see you're not in today, I'm guessing you had a good reason not to show up..." until I had to leave the college permanently for medical reasons, and sent him an email that I was leaving, and I basically couldn't work there anymore. Apparently, he didn't get the email, because after the third time I didn't show up, he called, and left his Bill Lumberg-esque message, saying "Heyyy, noticed you haven't been coming to work lately... I'll just go ahead and tell Financial Aid that you voluntarily quit... Mmkay, bye now." So basically he assumed I quit, when he should have fired my ass ages ago. UGH.
 
And the bathroom had piss all over the tolet seat, but you could never breathe in there because it was like being in a container of Lysol....
 
He was OCD, by the way.
 
-Glynnis O

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So...I have this boss back in "00. She was soooo cool when I first got to know her. I was pregnant and recently left dad because he was "tarded" or something, maybe even imbred. She learned about this and decided since she stayed with her man friend in another town all the time and her daughter was in jail that I could just post it in her house for $50 a week. I thought it was the coolest thing!! The best part was that if I paid any of the bills (i.e. cable, electric, gas..which were all really, really affordable) she wouldn't make me pay rent at all. So you're thinking, " Y is she such a bad boss?" Well, after like 3 months of living there, her son, that I didn't know existed started coming around, ALOT. Come to find out that he was married too. I told him that I wasn't interested in him(although I could have taken a bite out of him!!) because he was married and he was my boss's son. He got persistant and one night I found him tapping away on the computer right next to my bedroom. I told him to leave and I called the cops. That didn't anger my boss too much. She understood and decided that she would talk to him. He did it again, and still nothing. By this time, I am hugely pregnant and was scared to death to be alone. I told this to my boss and she said that we could move "tracy" in. I said cool, I liked her and she too was paying $50 a week. I felt safer. Well, tracy had bad habits of leaving her teeth in the back of the toilet with bleach thingies and getting drunk so I would get stuck working a normal double and cover her shift so we had a place to live. My boss asked how things were going and I flat told her that I couldn't do this anymore! Your son comes out at all hours of the night trying to get him a peice and my stupid roomate pisses the bed--your bed that you used to sleep in. I get tired of coming to work at all hours of the day and cover for all of you. I am done!! She didn't seem fazed by that. She actually had the nerve to tell me that she was cool with me sleeping with her son and that whatever he wants she will give him. Come to find out she let me move in there because he had a sex addiction and she was trying to give him something he could abuse!! He found tracy repulsive and thought I was an eye catcher!! I was absolutely pissed off!!! I told her that I found another place and the next day she showed up on my day off and accused me of stealing some $365 in nickles from the safe. She threw me out in december with my night gown on. And refused to give me my stuff. I later found tracy in my clothes and boots, and she said she was kicked out too. Here's a funny though. I live 2 blocks from that house and my boyfriend lives 3 houses down. We decided that even though its petty we would go and toilet paper the house. When we got down there that night (5 years later) and another gurl we knew lived there for a while. She was in the same situation as tracy and I were, all the way down to the son and his sick head. She doused the ground level in gas and blew it up. That was a July fourth I'll never forget.       

Peaces, I love the site. Got more stories for a later time. How dO I send  you my Ira funds?

Love ya--Jaded Rose

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