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So
anyways I worked for a national Grocery store chain for 5 years, I'm not going
to say the name but it's the "Safe way" to shop. Anyways, I had
this really Hitler of a boss, he would strut around the store and pretty much
make everyone feel like total ass. I firmly believe that the standard
operating procedure of this store was to make you feel like it's an honor to
work for them since you, as a person, couldn't find a better job. They
pretty much shit on your head and made you feel like you had to say thank you.
Well, my "boss" really looked down on smokers, and if you worked at a
grocery store, chances are you smoked.
Well every time you should start to head outside to burn one, he would intercept
you and talk to you throughout your 15 minute break about smoking, then he would
tell you your break was over and send you back to your department. This
went on the whole time I was there. If he was in a bad mood, he would find
way to write up the smokers, this company had a policy that if you didn't
"follow instructions" you could get written up and they would suspend
you for 3 to 5 days without pay. Well "not following
instructions" is a pretty vague term. "Hey, you didn't rinse
that mop bucket out in a timely manor, that's not following instructions"
or "Didn't I tell you to greet each customer with a smile, that's not
following instructions". Stupid crap like that. Well I finally
got a better job; with less pay but now, after 4 years I'm making triple what I
made at that hellhole. But, and here is the greatest part. The day I came
into work to turn in my 2-week notice he wasn't there. So I danced over to
my department, wrote my 2-week notice up on a napkin, walked up the stairs to
his office in the clouds, and placed it on his desk.
Then a big smile came over me, personally I think I went temporarily insane but
I went to the loading dock and grabbed 3 nails and a hammer and I nailed a dead
salmon from the seafood department under his desk, used 3 bottles of ketchup to
spray his office files, filled his work shoes with relish, hid 1lbs of hamburger
meat in the ceiling tiles of his office. Put a roll of toilet paper in the
back of his private bathroom toilet and went into his desk drawer, pulled out a
write up slip and wrote him up for being a cocksucking nazi with a yogurt fetish
and check the box for "Not following instructions".
Lets just say I did not receive my severance pay for that job, but it was sooo
worth it. That's Revenge for all the people out there with Bosses From
Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAAAHAAHAAHAAHA!!!!! Ok bYe!
P.S. Two years after I quit/got fired I was driving up the highway and he was
broken down on the side of the rode, I rolled down my window and asked if he
needed help then before he could say anything I gave him the finger and drove
off. Beauty in the basic sense.
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