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Send in a Boss From Hell! It's time to tell yer story...
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our story starts in Massachussets. well i work at a burger joint..a very popular chain of burger joint..lets call it McBurgerJoint because i dont want to catch even more shit for speaking out...BUT THE TRUTH MUST BE TOLD. any way im a 15 yr old going to a tech skool hoping to god to get some certification and get the hell outa this town, but life is expensive,girls dont buy u dinner,being naked is somehow inapropriat, and my car isnt going to buy itself. so i work and stick it out every day.

its not so bad most of the time..but every now and then someone really messes up with scheduling and its one manager having nicotine fits and going out every 5 minutes, and two 14-15 yr olds(known as "babies") are alone for a lil while in a busy burger joint with obese mothers trying to feed there numorous welfare bearing/tax deducting children.

the feind is out puffing away (i start thinking i could go for a smoke or 5) and 4 children bust thru the door, with nothing but wet bathing suits on. now im doing orders for the front and drive thru so im pretty much doing it by system...one drive thru..one counter repeat till the town is fed. a man in front has made a hefty order requiring a few paper bags i didnt know excisted (they were like double paper grocery bags) and hes complaining about this and that "u mean if its to go i gotta pour my drinks" now the upward mention children come up with their mom. order. then the mother sits her ass down and lets her kids run ramped.

these children are dirty..dirty ppl, and they were very hungry and curious so they start pawing thru the man with the large orders food..i now on top of having a packed resturaunt have to procure from my ass the whole order again...while the other employees dont know there asses from there elbows are almost cowering in fear...im trying to get my "co-workers" to start serving some food, when, the four beasts run past the counter into grill and these kids are stealing toys while there sweaty mom is just staring at me from her seat..like im supposed to bring it out to her...finally with a lack of nicotine in MY system i start barking commands..y-y-yYOU yeah you newbie get on the fries..lil miss "whens my break" get in drive thru. i then whip around and point at the "MOM" and shout "m'am pleez contain ur kids or ill have to ask u to leave... this lady wont take that comment sitting down (although she almost broke her legs standing up) starts telling me that the costumer is always right blah blah blah" ..f-you lady she leaves..the feind comes back in we get the store cleared and i go home a few hours later...

although the next week i had a paper to sign...thinking because of all the extra hours and initiative ive taken its gonne be my beutiful 25 cent raise...it turns out the lady had complained and if i didnt sign a formal apology id be fired...the fork(tryin to watch the mouth) ??? so this lady gets a free meal and i gotta apologize...less a boss from hell than a costumer fresh from the fat farm..oh well...im getting osha certified..and a tech degree in water sytems managment/engineering so life may get better..