Brutus (I smell good. Like flowers. I bark nice. Like music. I am soft. Like a comfy pillow. This is me. The Brutus. King of my world and in awe of myself. Tis I Brutus. The lover of scraps. Am me Brutus. Protector of the home. Is am Brutus is me. The one chosen for greatness. Brutus is am me. You have witnessed Brutus. And for this you should be on your knees with arms upstretched thanking the lord above for your good fortune. Am me. Am Brutus.)