September 06 2016

Thursday’s Random Emails

To: [email protected]
Subject: Underpants.
Date: Mon, 3 May 2010 21:03:06 -0400

Just read your humorous post about being humiliated for having your underpants showing when you were in grade school. It brought back memories for me except I was in first year University and I had just started tucking my shirt inside my underpants and sometimes if I was wearing them high a few inches of the underpants would show at the top of my pants. You can imagine the humiliation on pledge night at a fraternity when someone pointed out quite loudly to all present that my underpants were showing. I ended up having to drop my pants in front of maybe 30 guys, who thought it was hilarious, before I was able to get away. Of course I wasn’t accepted in the frat. Five years later I am still tucking my shirt in my underpants and more often than not the waisband ( and sometimes more) is showing,but I am cool with it.

Thanks for bringing back a memory.

Mike”underpants still showing”K
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August 04 2010

Wednesday’s Random Promos, Emails and Pets!

Date: Thu, 22 Jul 2010 02:36:36 -0400
Subject: Yo! Are you still watching Breaking Bad? Should I continue past season 2, or quit while I’m ahead?
To: [email protected]

The first season and a couple of episodes from season 2 (that concluded the Tuco arc) rocked. But now I’m finding myself seriously pissed off at Walt Sr. I won’t spoil anything, but he does some real dickish things in season 2. At first I could get behind the whole “average joe beats the system and fools all the cops” schtick, but I really can’t identify with Walt anymore. He’s not just flawed, he’s twisted, dare I say, evil. And I don’t buy the whole “I’m doing this because I’m too proud to accept charity” schtick anymore.

So, does it get better in season 3, or should I turn off the TV, and step outside a little more often?
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July 26 2010

Random Emails to Read! For Monday!

Hey! Happy Monday!

Gonna be a runaround day but here’s some emails to read and I’ll type somethings up laters and stuff!


Date: Tue, 20 Jul 2010 19:04:55 -0400
Subject: internet archive
To: [email protected]


For an assignment for school, I was perusing the Internet archive and decided to search your site. I did one of the earliest dates possible – some time in 1999. You were selling greeting cards! I got a kick out of it, I thought you might too.

Date: Tue, 20 Jul 2010 17:24:10 -0400
Subject: hello todd from long island
To: [email protected]

I have enjoyed your cartoons and in June i was let go from bmw as a tech, now thank fully i an currently working for honda, your cartoons gave me faith and to bee positive. thank you
I would like to have a autograph from you on one of your cartoons. If that’s possible i would be greatful. Where do i need to send $$$ for postage and your autograph.
thank you again for making me smile thru the hard times, glad i found your site.
sincerely paul

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July 11 2010

Air Conditioner 2: The Resurrection

So anyway, I wrote about how last week during the heat wave my decade old air conditioner finally died. And I ordered up a new one online.

This one here:


Seems like a good dealio ($229 with the 10,000 btu whatever that is) and I got free shipping on it too! It arrived the other day and I lugged it up the stairs by myself like macho style! I realized its arrival was forcing me to make a decision about actually shoving my old A/C out the window… or not. If I was going full shove I’d have to prep and move the Vespa etc. Get the cameras ready for the smashdown and safety googles etc. It was gonna be a hassle…

Anyway, I walk up to my sad broken A/C (now dented up by my attempts to fix it with a hammer) and go to turn it on one last time. Since it broke I’ve been in half-denial about it being ‘seriously’ broken. Now and then I’ve been pushing the on button and expecting the compressor to make the deep hum power noise. But it never did. No once. Only straight hot-air fan. I tested it a dozen times over the past few days. It was broken. But this official last time I pushed ON… and ON it went! Full blast! Cold! I was like, ‘WTF!’ You’re… alive?!!’ It hummed happily like it was brand new…

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