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7/2

This morning I watched Matt Lauer do a walking tour of Neverland Ranch which they emptied out totally for 'auction'. Apparently in his closet behind his clothes he had a secret area that kept secret stuff that was all triple locked with a keypad security code. Although they didn't know what was in that closet-- I actually have a friend who works as a mover part-time and he was hired to move stuff out of Neverland. And he actually caught a glimpse of what was in the closet. He will not go on record with it because he thinks he'll get sued or something. But I got the scoop...

Exclusive: Here's what was in Michael Jackson's closet!

7/1

So this morning some local news yokel told me that the FDA is considering yanking Vikes (Vicodin) off the shelves because it's all super addictive and stuff and chances are half of the people currently taking the drug aren't in actual physical pain and stuff. They're doing all this research to determine whether it should be still prescribed or not. I dunno-- I think the new rule is if a prescription drug develops a street-style 'nickname'... it's time for that drug to maybe pack up its stuff and go away...

Here's are a bunch of people rating vikes...

 

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