"DAILY" FACT I LEARNED FROM THE TV!

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2/7

I know i've been slacking here as predicted. I like watching the commercials. Alot of them seemed to revolve around wives taking dudes balls and them having to act out or whatever. Whatever. I've decided to pick what I think was the most 'effective' commercial. Not the funniest or the 'best' or whatever. But I think the one that got the most bang for the buck and the most subconscious legs... Tis this one..

2/3

So last night I watched Idol and they showed the first glimpse of Ellen on American Idol and I didn't like it. I like Ellen but I don't like the Ellen/Idol mix. American Idol didn't take my suggestions for a better judge and now I'm pissed. They should have just picked up Paris Hilton which would have been hysterical or even get like Don Rickles or something. Let's mix it up! The Ellen thing just seems wrong. I hope she can prove me wrong next week...

Here's Ellen from back in the day...

2/2

Today morning news jerk told me that it's not smart to use one password on all sites. They say you're at high risk with your banking and stuff because if someone is hacking into stuff at home or at work they'll take any old password and then try it on your banking login or whatever. News jerk said you should always use a unique password for bank stuff and stuff. Right away I changed my password from 111111 to 123456! In your face hackers!

Here's some hacker conference situation...

1/31

Today I found out that Obama's new budget cancelled a trip to the moon. There was a Constellation Project in the works that would send some dudes up to the Moon to wander around and party like it's 1969. I'm totally fine with that decision-- but they probably just could have saved money by doing what they did last time. Just shoot the moon landing in Arizona or whatever they did. I'm not down with NASA until someone gets their ass to Mars...

Here's a graffiti artist named UFO.

1/27

Today the TV told me that running barefoot might be healthier for your feet than wearing running shoes. Reason #29 I don't jog. Apparently shoes make runners strides more wonky or something than if you ran freeball. Of course, if I ran down the street barefoot I'd end up with a shard of glass in my foot quickly followed by a splut of dog poop. So probably doesn't apply here. But anyway, no worries because I way too busy doing crunches to bother running...

For some dudes apparently this does the trick... (youtube foot fetish vid)

1/26

Today I found out that Toyota is continuing it's winning streak of recalls and dangerous vehicles with a new angle. This time they've discovered that on certain models the accelerator pedal sticks to the ground. I don't think Toyota has done a full blast recall but they've stopped selling certain models that may have the sticking problem. This comes on the heels of a total recall of other vehicles that accelerate out of control based on some sort of technical moodswings. You'd think these cars were made my Hasbro or something...

Here's some explaining it how it happens to her (not sure I get it)... but she still loves her Scion.

1/24

Today I wasn't feeling great so I was on the couch flipping between the Jets game and a movie called 'Survival Island'. Was sad about the Jets but sadder about the fact that I was actually way into 'Survival Island'. Like I tivoed it to make sure I wouldn't miss anything on the flipping back and forth. This flick such a high level of terribleness that it almost teetered into good. Almost... it ended up falling backwards into the pool of 'how the fk did this thing get made anyway!!!' But a perfect---  I'm friggin flying high on cold medicine movie! (except for the pixelation on the boobs) :-)

Here's the trailer. Apparently it was called "Three" before they rightly changed the title to "Survival Island"

1/21

Today I found out that the military is banning 'Jesus Guns'. Apparently some of the gun manufacturers have inscriptions that have codes for biblical texts in the serial numbers or something. The army feels like it might be sending the wrong message to be shooting people with guns that have references to Jesus. It also might be sending the wrong message to Jesus. The gun they showed on the tv had a reference to John 8:12...

I looked it up on this here Bible Google thingee...

1/20

So last night I watched American Idol (which is the best show on television right now again) and I liked it. Except they had one dude on that seemed a little too fkt up to be on tv in that way. Little over the line there with the mental guy. I'm actually looking forward to having Ellen on the show because I friggin can't stand Kara and her star trip. She strikes me as the type of person who sits in a restaurant with friends talking non-stop about how annoying it is that everyone is staring at her and some guy is sneaking cellphone pictures--- but nobody is staring at her and the person with the cellphone is playing tetris...

I can just picture her in the booth bobbing her head to this like all knowing and stuff...

1/19

So yesterday I was watching the tv and heard people talking about dopey Pat Robertson (pro-a-hole) and they talked about his jackass comments about the devil stuff. On top of it all, apparently the 'deal' with the devil officially ended in 2004. There was a whole thing on New Years Eve 2004 that made that official for any believers. So not only is Pat Robertson a jerk but he doesn't even have his 'facts' straight in his own fat head.

Sorry to even bring any attention to this stuff but that's what I heard...

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