Comments on: Dear Dickish Bagel Shop,

By: Sh!tForBra!ns

Sh!tForBra!ns — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:01:32 +0000

Here’s the dealio- if they were disorganized their first day open, it would be one thing, but if they can’t get the bagel-and-coffee schtick together after this much time, something’s seriously f@$%ed up here.

I mean, even McDonalds- which has a much larger menu than “bagels and coffee”- has it down to such a science that even the semi-brain-dead people you sometimes find working there have no problem filling your order.

Even I know this, and I have, well, sh!t for bra!ns.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:25:53 +0000

So where do you park your dog during these every six month adventures? And does the dog get the last bite of the bagel? My husband and I take our dog walking, and he waits outside with the dog while I go in for the treats. I suggest you find someone to walk with and let them deal with the bagel shop while you wait outside. I don’t think they like you in there.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:15:41 +0000

Typical GenXer. Whine, cry, wail and gnash your teeth, little one, the world is not the lollypop-filled wonderland of your mommy’s fairy tales. it is a cold, harsh, unwelcoming environment and in it … (prepare yourself) … the customer is not always right. The customer is a fuckin’ douchebag, okay?

Either you suck it up and accept your place in our society or curl up into your fantasy-land of *how things should be* and die quietly.

By: Cross

Cross — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 09:58:34 +0000

No bagels for you!

By: Don Coreoneski

Don Coreoneski — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 02:29:24 +0000

Is it that place on Smith and President? It’s a mob place, like Sinatra’s Cuckoos Nest Cafe used to be. I went in there once and some goombah in a $3,000 suit with jewlery all over him served me coffee. He was nice and all, but then again, aside for the coffee, I didn’t owe him any money!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:23:29 +0000

By: Kramer

Kramer — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 17:16:42 +0000

Nobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagel

By: Wnag

Wnag — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 17:15:08 +0000

Like my wnag?

By: Rina

Rina — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:02:47 +0000

It’s “They’re” not “Their”

Clearly wnag is misspelled “wang”

tOdd you must REALLY love the bagels there to endure such treatment every time you go. I commend you

By: Mr Bill

Mr Bill — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 15:46:16 +0000

Burn it to the ground!