Dex and Toby
Dex: Ah nothing like a bright summer day, eh Toby o' boy?
Toby: I told you I don't like being called "Toby o' boy".
Dex: Sorry about that, Toby o ' boy! My mistake.
Toby: Your mistake again.
Dex: Right you are again there, Toby o' boy! I won't let it happen again!
Toby: You just did.
Dex: Damn it, Toby o' boy I just can't help myself. It's like a bad reflex y'know what I mean boy o boy o Toby o' boy?
Toby: I get it. Shut it. Forget it.
Dex: Ok Toby....
(30 second passes. Toby takes a deep breath and sighs.)
Dex: ...O' BOY!!!!
Toby: That's it! Time for an asskicking!! Cmere! Bring your ass!
Dex: BOY! 'O'BOY!!!