As usual the man-child is talking out his ass again. He posts under several names but you can always tell which comment is his by the strong odor of feces.
Oh, great. Somebody compares you to shit-on-your-shoes, and now you’ll be mentioning feces in every post like you just invented the word. Why don’t you hand out cigars or something, to celebrate the birth of your offspring?
How about you come back and give it another try when you can write something that makes at least a little sense. How about sticking to one screen name while you’re at it.
Alan Watts always makes me wish I had rich parents and could be irresponsable my whole adult life. He does inspire but it is mostly get rich parents and you too can live a life the way you want and do the things you wish. But reality is spend most of you life working to live and living to work with perhaps one day to yourself each week. If I had to choose it would be have the rich parents, study and teach philosophy, live in a cool San Fransico apartment, do drugs and live life to the fullest. Instead it’s get up a 5am, be to work by 8am, get home by 6pm, make some dinner, do the dishes and get an hour or two to myself before going to bed. then Saturday do all the things I need to do to make sure I can spend monday through friday doing those things for work. Then trying to forget it all on Sunday but never really being able to. And he;s right, it’s all for nothing, you miss out due to having to devote so much of your life and waking hours earning money to live to work and not doing much living. So what’s the point of it all when you don’t have rich parents. To raise kids to do the same as you since you won’t be a rich parent for them and they will end up being just a miserable as you. Is this all there is and going to be? Waiting for something different to happen and nothing ever happens? Or somehow getting to say, Hey this is my life!, not yours to exploit and leave me with nothing but misery. But when you do you find out real quick it isn’t your life at all is it? It must be someone else’s.
You can’t get your ducks all in a row if you can never have or get all your ducks. Muffy Buffy and Stuffy have all their ducks and some of yours as well. They arent content with just having it all they have to keep you from having anything. Or else they wont feel good. Poor Muffy Buffy and Stuffy.
I had to log in using my other system. I am smarter than all of you and can repost anytime I want to. Clearly you must all understand. I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO SAYS ANYTHING CORRECT HERE.
It’s like masturbating. After you do it for the first time, it’s very hard to stop. Especially since I have no friends and no life and no one to suck the pathetic worm I call my cock.
As an observer I was wondering what percentage of the people who came to this site were homosexual. Brandon? You seem like a real fudge-packing sissy boy. What do YOU say?
I say you should grow up. Also seek counseling. You are a very disturbed individual. Myself, I am straight but your homosexuality does not bother me as long as you aren’t giving blow jobs in public.
Thanks tOdd! My office absolutely loved it! In fact as soon as I said “my friends want to share with you…” they helped me figure out my speakers. HUGE HIT! Good work boy!
You are confused. There are the normal posts by (me) Brandon and then there are the nonsense homoerotic garbage posts made by a loser. For anyone with a triple digit IQ, it is simple to tell them spsrt.
Hmmm… seems this “Brandon” pussy really has “spurting” on his mind. As well as himself. I guess his mommy convinced him that he’s the only girl good enough for himself, and that mutual masturbation with himself is its own reward.
Nobody cares. It doesn’t matter if you post under my name, Gunfever or one of dozen other names you use, all your posts suck ass. If we could smell the internet your posts would smell like a pig farm.
This is your Brandon.
This is your Brandon on crack.
This is your crack whore Brandon taking a huge DlCK in his BUTT for MONEY in order to afford his next crack fix.
“I have a question. Did your parents have any kids that lived.”
I have a question too. Do you know how to use “punctuation” when composing a sentence, specifically a question?
To illustrate, a “question mark” looks like this: ? It’s sort of like what you look like when you’re curled into a fetal position after a rough night of whoring your ass out to total strangers for money. You use it when saying things like “Will you give me more money for crack if I SUCK your DlCK afterwards?” See???
As opposed to an “exclamation point” which is this: ! Think of it as the one that resembles the huge dick that’s probably turning your rectum inside out right now. You use that one when saying: “OWWW!!! OWWW!!!!! USE MORE LUBE DAMMIT!!! OWWWWW!!!!!! DADDY!!!!!!!”
Actually lube is not needed. I’m such a whore that its more like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. I use superglue for courtesy then wait for a black guy to come and rip me open so I can feel alive again. I wish I could make babies. I use a bowling ball for a plug.
Sad that I’ve had so many failed attempts at taking my own life. I can’t even do that correctly. Maybe I can pay the next customer to donkey punch my face into the wall while he’s plowing my poop chute and just go out with a bang. Actually more of a dripping wet fart sound…
I want someone to eat parts of me while I’m alive. I want to have pieces cut off, pulled out and cooked while I watch. I want to feel teeth chewing, grinding and ripping into my flesh as I drift off into bliss. Find me, I’ll act all scared, surprised and struggle as you kidnap me to take me away.
Hell has only 7 levels. We come from the 8th. Even the devil has an interest in life on earth. When he eats Brandon’s soul and takes a dump on the 7th level it will cause and uproar on the 8th. The likes that will overflow the darkness over the whole of the earth. Spew into the heavens and explode the earth into to cosmos never to be seen again.
It’s sad to see someone that clearly needs to be under constant care and supervision being left alone to play on a computer. It’s a shame that the mentally retarded are no longer being separated out and isolated from the general population where they can’t harm themselves or others.
I want someone to cut out this huge asshole muscle in me. You know the one even the biggest black guys can’t fuck open.it consumes me an I’ve become what is is and just cant relax it. Its so tight and I want to have that eaten first. Ill be real quite when you come for me too. Make sure to make little noises too in the night so I know its you. I can wait to be cut. Im jerking off now just thinking about it.
It’s sad to see someone that clearly needs to be under constant care and supervision being left alone to play on a computer. It’s a shame that the mentally retarded are no longer being separated out and isolated from the general population where they can’t harm themselves or others.
why am i not surprised every third comment or so is Brandon? Brandon, get a life and stop stlaking the oddtodd board and fighting with people. Brandon is a tool. And brandon is unemployed, and a total bum.
Why am I not surprised someone as stupid as you can’t tell that almost all of the ‘Brandon’ posts are being done by someone else. Someone that I assume was home for elementary school spring break. I, the real Brandon, have made very few posts here.
The fact that Brandon has his own little section of this site – and he’s proud of it- is sad. Kind of like kids who had to ride the “short bus”. He thinks that people are flattering him by imitating him but actually they’re mocking him.
Mocking mocking mocking. It never ends. Nor should it. The “original Brandon” quotes really show what an annoying little douchebag he is. Go back and read them if you don’t believe me.
So what if Anderson Cooper is gay. That’s not the point. The truth of the matter is that you’re an asshole Brandon. Nobody likes you, and this section of Todd’s site has been created to share in your epic doucheness.
Yeah, while Anderson “Fudgepacker” Cooper was reaming me out good last night, he was praying all right. He kept screaming out “OH GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! I’M IN BUTTHOLE HEAVEN YOU LITTLE ANAL SLUT BRANDON YOU!!! OH OH OH OH OHHHHHHHH MYYYYYY GGGGAAAAAWWWWDDDDDDD….!!!!!
Brandon’s mom always used to dress him like a girl when he was a kid. Coupled that feminine face and small hands, it’s no wonder Anderson Cooper mistook Brandon as being a attractive (if you call that freak attractive anyway). But then the trap was set.
It makes perfect sense now. All that venting that little punk, been doing up to this point is due to all the abuse he faced from his mom.
Come on guys. You can post as me and make fun of me all you want and this is the best you can come up with? Small Hands? Anderson Cooper? Boston bomber? Put some effort into it you little wimps. I demand to be entertained!
Hi my name is Brandon. I’m bat shit crazy. I always been crazy since logging onto OddTodd.com. Todd was tired of my crap and decided to come up with a section just for me. Yay! Did you know I’m gay? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Even my very NAME- without knowing one other thing about me- tells you what an annoying arrogant little prick I am. You know my parents pretty much fucked up my life for good when they hung that on me, right? I’ve been trying to punish them for it ever since- first by being beaten up daily and stuffed into gym lockers upside-down overnight and for whole weekends for incessantly jabbering away. Then for whoring my gay ass out to total strangers for crack money. Then for being Anderson Cooper’s personal anal cum dumpster.
Thank you and fuck you, Mommy and Daddy. Aren’t you proud of your little… whatever I am?
Didn’t you kids take any creative writing in school. You little twerps are terrible at this! Gay jokes and sodomy? Really? Of all the things you could make up about me, you can’t get away from the playground insults. I thought at least one of you wasn’t mentally stunted but I guess I was wrong.
Listen “Brandon”. If you want to be entertained then go visit another site. I’ve been laughing my ass off at these pathetic comments as much as you have.
Maybe you are mentally stuck in 2nd grade but I am not. I have not had even a chuckle from these comments and frankly I expected better.
You think I get my entertainment from this ghost town of a site? Are you kidding me? I just spent 10 minutes reading some humorous reviews on Amazon and got more laughs than this joint in the past year. This site is dead and if Todd wasn’t a hoarder, he would have thrown it out long ago. But if the few remaining people here are going to make fake posts with my name, I wish they would put some effort into it. The only thing worse than a troll is a lazy mentally challenged troll.
Maybe you are mentally stuck in 2nd grade but I am not. I have not had even a chuckle from these comments and frankly I expected better.
You think I get my entertainment from this ghost town of a site? Are you kidding me? I just spent 10 minutes reading some humorous reviews on Amazon and got more laughs than this joint in the past year. This site is dead and if Todd wasn’t a hoarder, he would have thrown it out long ago. But if the few remaining people here are going to make fake posts with my name, I wish they would put some effort into it. The only thing worse than a troll is a lazy mentally challenged troll.
Signed,
The Real Brandon”
And THIS, boys and girls, is just one of many examples of why I spent many a night and weekend stuffed upside-down in a gym locker after having the living shit beaten out of me. It hurts so good. I just can’t keep my annoying piehole shut even though I know one day it’ll get me killed. The only thing that hurts more is knowing that my parents never even reported me missing. A couple of times on a Monday after being rescued from my well-deserved confinement I’d go home only to find that they hadn’t even realized I was gone. Once they even moved during the weekend and left no forwarding address and it took me months to find them. Who’s laughing now, Mommy and Daddy?
Sorry fake Ted but you are making no sense. I am not applying for an auto loan. I’m commenting on a stupid comment board willed with people that are using my name. I could care less. I just wish they were doing a better job of it.
Sorry fake Ted but you are still talking out your ass. All I have said was (a) I am the real Brandon and (b) if you people are going to make posts under my name, you could at least put some effort into making them entertaining. Pretty basic concepts that even you, fake Ted, should be able to make sense of.
Yawn! I grow tired of your BS Brandon. If you’re so superior, then leave this site. If you’re so convinced that the majority of the people here are retarded, then what do you have to prove?
Sitting here waiting to reply to any comment by me or someone using my name isn’t much of a life. If you ever get tired of it all remember cut up, not across.
This is your brain.
This is your brain on drugs.
This is your brain on drugs with a side of bacon and toast.
Any questions?
How original. Haven’t heard that one several dozens of times before.
ive always known who you are… its obvious. youre obvious.
No kidding. He;s never been the least bit interesting either.
Either have you Brandon.
Neither have you Wang Wei or Wei Wang or whatever chinese name you are going by today.
Notice how “anonymous” makes ridiculous claims that he can’t back up.
Go ahead… name names. Who am I?
Shut up for a while
…says the incessantly jibber-jabbering kid who was repeatedly stuffed into gym lockers last year for being as annoying as shit stuck on your sneaker.
How do you know? Do you go to the same school as me?
????????????
ROFL at you
As usual the man-child is talking out his ass again. He posts under several names but you can always tell which comment is his by the strong odor of feces.
Oh, great. Somebody compares you to shit-on-your-shoes, and now you’ll be mentioning feces in every post like you just invented the word. Why don’t you hand out cigars or something, to celebrate the birth of your offspring?
How about you come back and give it another try when you can write something that makes at least a little sense. How about sticking to one screen name while you’re at it.
You all just hurt my feelings. Are you proud of yourselves?
When I suggested you stick with one screen name I meant one you already use.
what a lengthy and in depth article but full of useful information
Alan Watts always makes me wish I had rich parents and could be irresponsable my whole adult life. He does inspire but it is mostly get rich parents and you too can live a life the way you want and do the things you wish. But reality is spend most of you life working to live and living to work with perhaps one day to yourself each week. If I had to choose it would be have the rich parents, study and teach philosophy, live in a cool San Fransico apartment, do drugs and live life to the fullest. Instead it’s get up a 5am, be to work by 8am, get home by 6pm, make some dinner, do the dishes and get an hour or two to myself before going to bed. then Saturday do all the things I need to do to make sure I can spend monday through friday doing those things for work. Then trying to forget it all on Sunday but never really being able to. And he;s right, it’s all for nothing, you miss out due to having to devote so much of your life and waking hours earning money to live to work and not doing much living. So what’s the point of it all when you don’t have rich parents. To raise kids to do the same as you since you won’t be a rich parent for them and they will end up being just a miserable as you. Is this all there is and going to be? Waiting for something different to happen and nothing ever happens? Or somehow getting to say, Hey this is my life!, not yours to exploit and leave me with nothing but misery. But when you do you find out real quick it isn’t your life at all is it? It must be someone else’s.
You can’t get your ducks all in a row if you can never have or get all your ducks. Muffy Buffy and Stuffy have all their ducks and some of yours as well. They arent content with just having it all they have to keep you from having anything. Or else they wont feel good. Poor Muffy Buffy and Stuffy.
Said like the true idiot you are.
I had to log in using my other system. I am smarter than all of you and can repost anytime I want to. Clearly you must all understand. I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO SAYS ANYTHING CORRECT HERE.
I am the real Brandon. I AM THE ONLY ONE. It’s just as stupid and your point is? Everyone can tell this is the real me.
Not at all the real Brandon. I AM THE REAL BRANDON. I’m just that smart, and everyone can tell your all the fakes.
To bad it still isn’t me. Only my posts are seen as the real ones that matter. So stupid.
What a pathetic waste of space.
What? The space between your ears? I’m so original. Just like you.
I still don’t believe it’s me.
It’s funny to watch you get all butthurt and go on a posting spree like a little kid.
It’s like masturbating. After you do it for the first time, it’s very hard to stop. Especially since I have no friends and no life and no one to suck the pathetic worm I call my cock.
I suck my own cock and don’t use my hands anymore.
Masturbation jokes? Your grade school must be off for spring break this week.
Love to suck my own cock. That’s a blowjob, not masturbation. Moron.
A self-blowjob is the very definition of masturbation (self pleasuring). Although there’s nothing wrong with that…
Mmmmf glb bbljj boggbbb mmmff mmm plmmmmdmmmf gaaaaaaaggggggg… (swallow) mmmm… ahhhh….
As an observer I was wondering what percentage of the people who came to this site were homosexual. Brandon? You seem like a real fudge-packing sissy boy. What do YOU say?
I say you should grow up. Also seek counseling. You are a very disturbed individual. Myself, I am straight but your homosexuality does not bother me as long as you aren’t giving blow jobs in public.
I’m sorry for being so mean. Bring that big cock over here and let me at it. Throw me around like a porn star.
Apology not accepted and I am not interested in your homosexual fantasies. Try a gay bar.
Thanks tOdd! My office absolutely loved it! In fact as soon as I said “my friends want to share with you…” they helped me figure out my speakers. HUGE HIT! Good work boy!
I’m thinking of naming my newborn Brandon. Is this a good idea?
I wouldn’t if I were you. Lessen you want him to be a douchbage faggot.
Brandon = Gunfever 2.0
You are confused. There are the normal posts by (me) Brandon and then there are the nonsense homoerotic garbage posts made by a loser. For anyone with a triple digit IQ, it is simple to tell them spsrt.
*apart
No, fuckwad… NOTHING about you is “normal”.
Hmmm… seems this “Brandon” pussy really has “spurting” on his mind. As well as himself. I guess his mommy convinced him that he’s the only girl good enough for himself, and that mutual masturbation with himself is its own reward.
Spurt
Really? That’s the best you got. What a pathetic attempt at making fun of a typo.
And another thing when I write people can telf it’s the real me. I’m just that good.
Like when I was posting under the name gunfever a while back. Everybody knew it was me. Sh*t N*gg*.
When I get older I’m going to be a granny tranny porn star.
Nobody cares. It doesn’t matter if you post under my name, Gunfever or one of dozen other names you use, all your posts suck ass. If we could smell the internet your posts would smell like a pig farm.
Brandon get off your high horse and STFU!!
Piss off
This is your Brandon.
This is your Brandon on crack.
This is your crack whore Brandon taking a huge DlCK in his BUTT for MONEY in order to afford his next crack fix.
Any questions?
I have a question. Did your parents have any kids that lived.
Yes, they hated us. They named us all Brandon.
“I have a question. Did your parents have any kids that lived.”
I have a question too. Do you know how to use “punctuation” when composing a sentence, specifically a question?
To illustrate, a “question mark” looks like this: ? It’s sort of like what you look like when you’re curled into a fetal position after a rough night of whoring your ass out to total strangers for money. You use it when saying things like “Will you give me more money for crack if I SUCK your DlCK afterwards?” See???
As opposed to an “exclamation point” which is this: ! Think of it as the one that resembles the huge dick that’s probably turning your rectum inside out right now. You use that one when saying: “OWWW!!! OWWW!!!!! USE MORE LUBE DAMMIT!!! OWWWWW!!!!!! DADDY!!!!!!!”
See the difference?
You’re welcome!
I’m going to take that as a ‘no’
Actually lube is not needed. I’m such a whore that its more like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. I use superglue for courtesy then wait for a black guy to come and rip me open so I can feel alive again. I wish I could make babies. I use a bowling ball for a plug.
Wait a minute…
I can make babies, I’m a hermaphrodite.
OWWW!!!! OWWW!!! OWWW!!! TAKE IT OUT IT HURTS!!! NO WAIT PUT IT BACK!!! TAKE IT OUT!!! PUT IT BACK!!! OWWW!!!!!!!
Brandon = Gay
Let me be clear for once and for all. A g-string on me is more like dental floss across a toilet bowl. Got it.
Sad that I’ve had so many failed attempts at taking my own life. I can’t even do that correctly. Maybe I can pay the next customer to donkey punch my face into the wall while he’s plowing my poop chute and just go out with a bang. Actually more of a dripping wet fart sound…
I want someone to eat parts of me while I’m alive. I want to have pieces cut off, pulled out and cooked while I watch. I want to feel teeth chewing, grinding and ripping into my flesh as I drift off into bliss. Find me, I’ll act all scared, surprised and struggle as you kidnap me to take me away.
I hink we’re going to a deep, dark place here.
And I can’t wait till I reach my final destination.
Hell has only 7 levels. We come from the 8th. Even the devil has an interest in life on earth. When he eats Brandon’s soul and takes a dump on the 7th level it will cause and uproar on the 8th. The likes that will overflow the darkness over the whole of the earth. Spew into the heavens and explode the earth into to cosmos never to be seen again.
Hell is a human concept, made up to maintain control.
It’s sad to see someone that clearly needs to be under constant care and supervision being left alone to play on a computer. It’s a shame that the mentally retarded are no longer being separated out and isolated from the general population where they can’t harm themselves or others.
I want someone to cut out this huge asshole muscle in me. You know the one even the biggest black guys can’t fuck open.it consumes me an I’ve become what is is and just cant relax it. Its so tight and I want to have that eaten first. Ill be real quite when you come for me too. Make sure to make little noises too in the night so I know its you. I can wait to be cut. Im jerking off now just thinking about it.
Keep going. Your almost getting as good as the real me.
Todd has had a section just for you. Must be nice being giant douchebag.
I win.
…as if anybody with a life as pathetic as mine even knows the meaning of the word.
It’s sad to see someone that clearly needs to be under constant care and supervision being left alone to play on a computer. It’s a shame that the mentally retarded are no longer being separated out and isolated from the general population where they can’t harm themselves or others.
Like me.
Yes. Like you.
why am i not surprised every third comment or so is Brandon? Brandon, get a life and stop stlaking the oddtodd board and fighting with people. Brandon is a tool. And brandon is unemployed, and a total bum.
Why am I not surprised someone as stupid as you can’t tell that almost all of the ‘Brandon’ posts are being done by someone else. Someone that I assume was home for elementary school spring break. I, the real Brandon, have made very few posts here.
People can tell I’m the real Brandon it’s all me. I’m just that good.
Brandon talks to himself. Fuck brandon. What a tool.
Why am I still not surprised?
I love talking to myself.
Please commit me.
The fact that Brandon has his own little section of this site – and he’s proud of it- is sad. Kind of like kids who had to ride the “short bus”. He thinks that people are flattering him by imitating him but actually they’re mocking him.
Mocking mocking mocking. It never ends. Nor should it. The “original Brandon” quotes really show what an annoying little douchebag he is. Go back and read them if you don’t believe me.
Suck a dick
Go Brandon!!!!!!!!!!
Brandon is a waste of a human being…
Todd just rename this section “Stupid Brandon Fights” and be done with it.
So what’s going on in here?
“So what’s going on in here?”
Brandon is being a dipshit as usual.
gesundheit
Welcome to the Crazy house, brought to you by Brandon.
you all seem like really cool guys!
You must be so sad you can’t stalk the DFB anymore.
Boohoohoohoohoo. Waaah.
Also, ha ha, asshole.
Never been there.
Brandon is a punk. Plain and simple.
“Random Comment Section Fight…”
Just call this section “Fight Club”.
9 out of 10 Oddtodd fans agree.
I am the one and only Brandon
The true claim to the throne!!!
:B
Why am I not surprised. How clever pretending to be me. How original too.
Shut up Brandon! Nobody cares!
There’s only one way to shut me up. Care to guess what it is?
Mmmmph glllppppmm nnnummmmggghhh mmmmf glugggg mmmmfff…gulp…ahhhh…
Yep, that was it…
Whatever gets you off. ~Sigh~
Mmmmph glllppppmm nnnummmmggghhh mmmmf glugggg mmmmfff…Mmmmph glllppppmm nnnummmmggghhh mmmmf glugggg mmmmfff…Mmmmph glllppppmm nnnummmmggghhh mmmmf glugggg mmmmfff..Mmmmph glllppppmm nnnummmmggghhh mmmmf glugggg mmmmfff…Mmmmph glllppppmm nnnummmmggghhh mmmmf glugggg mmmmfff..Mmmmph glllppppmm nnnummmmggghhh mmmmf glugggg mmmmfff..Mmmmph glllppppmm nnnummmmggghhh mmmmf glugggg mmmmfff..Mmmmph glllppppmm nnnummmmggghhh mmmmf glugggg mmmmfff..Mmmmph glllppppmm nnnummmmggghhh mmmmf glugggg mmmmfff..Mmmmph glllppppmm nnnummmmggghhh mmmmf glugggg mmmmfffMmmmph glllppppmm nnnummmmggghhh mmmmf glugggg mmmmfff….Love it…..want it…..more…..ahhh….give me more…….Nyyahhh..don’t stop……….Mmmmph glllppppmm nnnummmmggghhh
Mmmmph glllppppmm nnnummmmggghhh mmmmf glugggg mmmmfff…Mmmmph glllppppmm nnnummmmggghhh mmmmf glugggg mmmmfff…Mmmmph glllppppmm nnnummmmggghhh mmmmf glugggg mmmmfff..Mmmmph glllppppmm nnnummmmggghhh mmmmf glugggg mmmmfff…Mmmmph glllppppmm nnnummmmggghhh mmmmf glugggg mmmmfff..Mmmmph glllppppmm nnnummmmggghhh mmmmf glugggg mmmmfff..Mmmmph glllppppmm nnnummmmggghhh mmmmf glugggg mmmmfff..Mmmmph glllppppmm nnnummmmggghhh mmmmf glugggg mmmmfff..Mmmmph glllppppmm nnnummmmggghhh mmmmf glugggg mmmmfff..Mmmmph glllppppmm nnnummmmggghhh mmmmf glugggg mmmmfffMmmmph glllppppmm nnnummmmggghhh mmmmf glugggg mmmmfff….Harder….love it…nnnummmmggghhh mmmmf
I’m a total gay fish.
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This just in! Brandon, local ass douche from the website has been beaten up this morning on accounts for being really annoying.
Those reports are untrue. It was one of my many imposters that was beaten up and sodomized. The sodomy was his idea though.
Do you have proof Mr. Brandon?
OOOWWW!!!! OOOOOOO!!!! OWWWWW!!!!! OOOOOO!!!! OUUUUCCCHHH!!! OWWW!!! OOOO!!! OOOOOO!!!! OOOOOOOOO!!!!! OWWWWWW! HARDER!!!
*stares* As you can see, “Brandon” is a very sick man. We at CNN pray that he will be the professional help he needs.
Apologizes.
As you can see, “Brandon” is a very sick man. We at CNN pray that he will get the professional help he needs.
Anderson Cooper is as queer as a three-dollar bill too. He also packed my fudge REAL good last night.
That was his idea of “professional help”. He used pharmaecuetical-grade lube on my poop chute for which I am eternally grateful.
So what if Anderson Cooper is gay. That’s not the point. The truth of the matter is that you’re an asshole Brandon. Nobody likes you, and this section of Todd’s site has been created to share in your epic doucheness.
I agree. This fake Brandon douche has got to go.
Yeah, while Anderson “Fudgepacker” Cooper was reaming me out good last night, he was praying all right. He kept screaming out “OH GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! I’M IN BUTTHOLE HEAVEN YOU LITTLE ANAL SLUT BRANDON YOU!!! OH OH OH OH OHHHHHHHH MYYYYYY GGGGAAAAAWWWWDDDDDDD….!!!!!
…spurt…
Anderson Cooper wouldn’t waste his time with a low life like you Brandon. You’re a joke and OT community is enjoying mocking how stupid you truly are.
So go ahead! Have your gay delusional fantasies. No here cares.
I’m the original Brandon and I approve this comment.
I’m the original comment and I approved this Brandon.
Brandon’s mom always used to dress him like a girl when he was a kid. Coupled that feminine face and small hands, it’s no wonder Anderson Cooper mistook Brandon as being a attractive (if you call that freak attractive anyway). But then the trap was set.
It makes perfect sense now. All that venting that little punk, been doing up to this point is due to all the abuse he faced from his mom.
My mom used to dress me up as a kid when I was a girl. I was also mixed up with the Boston Bomber and was briefly detained in Guantanamo Bay.
Come on guys. You can post as me and make fun of me all you want and this is the best you can come up with? Small Hands? Anderson Cooper? Boston bomber? Put some effort into it you little wimps. I demand to be entertained!
Signed,
The real Brandon
…and of course by “entertained” I mean loads of butt sex.
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The “real” Brandon? Wimps?
First of all, you’re the most fake person I read on this site. Second if you want to get entertained – get a girlfriend.
Look Brandon, we all demand loads of buttsecks, but it takes action, man! Not wishes and dreams!
I think we’re done here. I can’t even stay awake during my ownZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzz…..
Hi my name is Brandon. I’m bat shit crazy. I always been crazy since logging onto OddTodd.com. Todd was tired of my crap and decided to come up with a section just for me. Yay! Did you know I’m gay? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
I secretly wish I was a shemale.
Brandon.
Even my very NAME- without knowing one other thing about me- tells you what an annoying arrogant little prick I am. You know my parents pretty much fucked up my life for good when they hung that on me, right? I’ve been trying to punish them for it ever since- first by being beaten up daily and stuffed into gym lockers upside-down overnight and for whole weekends for incessantly jabbering away. Then for whoring my gay ass out to total strangers for crack money. Then for being Anderson Cooper’s personal anal cum dumpster.
Thank you and fuck you, Mommy and Daddy. Aren’t you proud of your little… whatever I am?
Brandon
Didn’t you kids take any creative writing in school. You little twerps are terrible at this! Gay jokes and sodomy? Really? Of all the things you could make up about me, you can’t get away from the playground insults. I thought at least one of you wasn’t mentally stunted but I guess I was wrong.
Signed,
The Real Brandon
The Real Brandon?
I need I.D. records to prove you are the annoying shit we know and hate.
Listen “Brandon”. If you want to be entertained then go visit another site. I’ve been laughing my ass off at these pathetic comments as much as you have.
Well Brian,
Maybe you are mentally stuck in 2nd grade but I am not. I have not had even a chuckle from these comments and frankly I expected better.
You think I get my entertainment from this ghost town of a site? Are you kidding me? I just spent 10 minutes reading some humorous reviews on Amazon and got more laughs than this joint in the past year. This site is dead and if Todd wasn’t a hoarder, he would have thrown it out long ago. But if the few remaining people here are going to make fake posts with my name, I wish they would put some effort into it. The only thing worse than a troll is a lazy mentally challenged troll.
Signed,
The Real Brandon
Mentally stuck in the 2nd grade? Really? I was agreeing with you. If you’re superior to everyone, say your piece and leave!
“Well Brian,
Maybe you are mentally stuck in 2nd grade but I am not. I have not had even a chuckle from these comments and frankly I expected better.
You think I get my entertainment from this ghost town of a site? Are you kidding me? I just spent 10 minutes reading some humorous reviews on Amazon and got more laughs than this joint in the past year. This site is dead and if Todd wasn’t a hoarder, he would have thrown it out long ago. But if the few remaining people here are going to make fake posts with my name, I wish they would put some effort into it. The only thing worse than a troll is a lazy mentally challenged troll.
Signed,
The Real Brandon”
And THIS, boys and girls, is just one of many examples of why I spent many a night and weekend stuffed upside-down in a gym locker after having the living shit beaten out of me. It hurts so good. I just can’t keep my annoying piehole shut even though I know one day it’ll get me killed. The only thing that hurts more is knowing that my parents never even reported me missing. A couple of times on a Monday after being rescued from my well-deserved confinement I’d go home only to find that they hadn’t even realized I was gone. Once they even moved during the weekend and left no forwarding address and it took me months to find them. Who’s laughing now, Mommy and Daddy?
If you say so “Brandon”.
Brandon = lazy mentally challenged troll
Don’t know what all this is about, but I invite you all to watch my show. It’s not all about fudgepackers and carpetmunchers.
Sometimes we have crossdressers, he/shes and a few people that even I can’t figure out what they are. Good family fun.
Give Brandon to me. I’ll take good care of him.
Well Everyone,
As if you still think it’s the real me up there. I am the only one not mentally challenged or a troll.
Signed,
The REAL Real Brandon
Saying you are something doesn’t make it so.
Signed,
The Real Brandon
If you want to prove that your real, then write Todd. As of now, you’re not giving us proof. As it stands you’re not real.
Sorry fake Ted but you are making no sense. I am not applying for an auto loan. I’m commenting on a stupid comment board willed with people that are using my name. I could care less. I just wish they were doing a better job of it.
Making sense? You weren’t making sense to begin with Brandon.
Sorry fake Ted but you are still talking out your ass. All I have said was (a) I am the real Brandon and (b) if you people are going to make posts under my name, you could at least put some effort into making them entertaining. Pretty basic concepts that even you, fake Ted, should be able to make sense of.
You lost us at “sorry…”.
Entertaining? Hahaha. Please. You’re in the wrong place.
And “talking-out-of-your-ass” is what you do best.
When it comes to talking out of your ass, I am a rank amateur compared to a professional like you fake Ted.
Yawn! I grow tired of your BS Brandon. If you’re so superior, then leave this site. If you’re so convinced that the majority of the people here are retarded, then what do you have to prove?
“I grow tired of your BS Brandon but I literally can’t wait to reply to it.” – fake Ted
8 minutes between posts is pretty damn fast when you add in the time you spent looking up the bigger words on dictionary.com
Nope. You’re still a tool Brandon.
You’ve said some pretty vile shit to/about tOdd. And all because he didn’t make you your own personal cartoon? Or something? I don’t get it.
Nor do I want to. In addition to being a blue waffled JFK rodeo clown, do you have any other talents other than not taking your medication?
Yeah, I thought not.
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I never said anything at all about tOdd. The rest of your post sounds like you may need to up your medication.
Crack is good. I like crack. A lot. Gimme more crack. Or gimme your mutherfuckin money so I can buy my own crack.
I have a life. Something you are in great need of.
Sitting here waiting to reply to any comment by me or someone using my name isn’t much of a life. If you ever get tired of it all remember cut up, not across.
Yawn!
Brandon is a tool! Brandon is a fool! I hate you brandon. I want to take a wrench and ram it up your brandon.
That is all…..
Thanks. I’ll make a note of it.
Good.