Gary and Charleston
Gary: How are you, Charleston?
Charleston: Better than you, turtle. You're all cooped up in there like a dope.
Gary: Whatever you're cooped up out there like a dope. It's not like you can go outside or whatever.
Gary: So you're cooped up out there I'm cooped up in here. It's all a matter of perception.
Charleston: Umm... I have fur! Soft nice fur.
Gary: Yeah very protective. Pass. My shell rocks.
Charleston: I can make noise!
Gary: So. You can make one noise. All variations of meow. That's next to nothing. And no one cares.
Charleston: You sleep on a rock!
Gary: Maybe I sleep on this rock but I can live to 100. Where you gonna be 100 years from now?
Charleston: So what! I'm cute!
Gary: Again perception. Some people hate cats. No one hates turtles.
Charleston: I know a guy who hates turtles.
Gary: Yeah who?
Charleston: You don't know him.
Gary: Try me.
Charleston: He lives in Canada.
Gary: You're lying.
Charleston: His name is... Marsshuh.
Gary: It's what?
Charleston: Michael. Michael from Canada.
Gary: Why'd you say Marsshuh?
Charleston: Michael Marsshuh that's his name. It's a Canadian name.
Gary: You're making stuff up. No one hates turtles. Not even Michael Marsshuh.
Charleston: Same time tomorrow?
Gary: Righto. See you then.