Guava: Yo! They just called you a dork.
Mango: Who did?
Guava: They.
Mango: Who they?
Guava: They are who.
Mango: Which is what?
Guava: Who they are.
Mango: They being who?
Guava: Them.
Mango: Them as in they?
Guava: Yeah them are they.
Mango: So what did them say?
Guava: Who?
Mango: Them.
Guava: You mean they?
Mango: I thought you said they is them.
Guava: They are.
Mango: Them is?
Guava. Right. They is them.
Mango: Ok! So what they them say then?
Guava: Who?
Mango: This is stupid.
Guava: Who's this?
Mango: This being you!