August 09 2010

Woke Up Late Today! Update by Noon!

Hey! Happy Tuesday!

I typed up a mov-ay review for The Other Guys this morning— But I took it down because what I thought was funny this morning on retrothought was just annoying and stupido. I’ll try to try again later or do better next time. Sorry. Click here to read other reviews!

The good news is I’m going to a screening of The Tillman Story tonight and afterwards there’s gonna be a Q&A moderated by Michael Moore. Should be interesting and I’ll type it up…

th11

And here’s a Monday Annoyance if you wanna read that instead… :-)

click below to read…

Hi Todd. I have a Monday Annoyance that happened to me a couple of
weeks ago.

—–

I was heading off to work in the morning in my car. When I reached the
main intersection, I heard a rumble below my seat. My first thought
was, “That’s strange.” I put my foot on the gas when the traffic light
turned green. Nothing happened. The fuck!!? The truck driver behind
me was honking all crazy like. I was thinking to myself, “Yes. That’s
right buddy, I intentionally stopped just to piss you off.”

It turns out that my engine stalled. My car was due for an oil change,
and my first initial thought was that was the problem. Luckily a
mailman spotted me in my frustrated state and helped me push my vehicle
to the side of the road. I pulled out my cell and called my dad and
explained to him what happened. The ‘need oil’ indicator lit up
followed by the other indicator on the dash. Within five minutes my dad
showed up and looked the problem. My oil levels were fine. It turns
out I didn’t bring in the chock and that was the cause of the stall.
The weekend before the Monday rained a lot, and Monday was hot and
humid. So for now on before I drive, I have to push the gas pedal all
the way down to bring in the chock. My car has automatic transmission.
Weirdest thing too, because this is the first time it has happened to me
in this car.

– rn –

more monday annoyances here!

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Mep says:

Mep (Mep for FFIIIRRSSSTTT BBBIIITTCCCHHHEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!)

Anonymous says:

Where has that cock sucker Mr. Deng been ?

the REAL weeze says:

NOBODY KNOWS WHERE MRS. DENG IS BUT REAL WEEZE IS HERE AND FIRRSSTT BITTCHESSSS!!!!!! HATERS HATE!!! :-) :-) :-) :-)

Cory's Balls says:

Maybe it’s time smack weeze upside the head. With a brick. Maybe then he’ll stop falling asleep on the bitcheSSSSSSSSSSSSSS key.

Cory's Girl's Dad says:

I may hope you never reproduce, Cory, but I’m with you on this.

Why don’t you teabag him and I’ll kill two birds with one stone. So to speak.

Anonymous says:

This annoyance was most confusing until I figured out that “chock” is supposed to the “choke”. This must be an old car to have a choke.

Gamer says:

Todd and AE4RV should team up again and create ‘Bitch Slap the Weeze’. It should be a huge hit.

Cory's Girl's Dad says:

…with a brick.

Anonymous says:

I tried to read The Other Guys review. I couldn’t. I got the schtick, but it was too annoying. Sorry.

JV says:

Anyone else notice that OT’s site is a little different lately? He put up that god-awful story of cory getting hit with a brick in the balls, and now his movie review of the Other Guys just seems….off. Like it’s Will Farrell, not Will Farris. And it’s ballet not baleyt or whatever messed up spelling was used. It just doesn’t seem like OT. Like there’s someone subbing in for him, but doing a terrible job. If it’s you OT, WTF is going on?

oddtodd7 says:

LOL! Ok I’ll try to fix it… but yeah it’s just me. Writing like a 4th grader = not funny. Check… Balls story. Out.

JV says:

OT! I didn’t want to make you feel bad buddy and cause you to take it down! I just realized the tone of the site was changing (oh and I guess I threw in that I wasn’t a huge fan). Your review, however, did inspire me to give the movie a shot. So even though I wasn’t a fan of the spelling, the review was persuasive!

I still have love for your site! It got me through 5 years of grad school and 1 of teaching, so one week of ‘ehness’ can’t impact me to stop coming (or other visitors of your site for that matter).

g says:

you should have left the review up, i would have checked it out.

have fun with Michael Moore. His movies are alright but the guy is a douchebag. He is from my hometown and my mom went to school with him. Love when he bad mouths our town in Rolling Stone…

Michael Moore says:

… not to mention a complete liberal hypocrite. For a guy who’s made as much money as I have to be anti-capitalist, to criticize “rich white people” and live in an area that’s virtually 100% caucasian, mouth off on hiring prctices but employ virtually 100% non-people-of-col0r- and none of them in any form of management- when I make my “movies”… oh yeah.

Crumbles says:

I went to see a Michael Moore movWHAM

Nicol says:

I love the way you wrote the review. Don’t you always change the names slightly anyway? This wasn’t the first time.

The Shadow says:

Who knows the evil that lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow does.

Michael Moore..WTF???!?!?!? says:

Do you ever get tired of listening to yourself?

Michael Moore says:

Not as long as you liberals keep watching my propoganda, um, movies.

Michael Moore says:

And making me filthy rich in the process. Have I told you that capitalism sucks?

oddtodd7 says:

Umm this wasn’t a michael moore movie btw… just a movie about an american hero who was betrayed by his government. Michael Moore was just doing the Q&A afterwards etc

Z says:

I think you are doing an awesome job, tOdd. I don’t know of any car that still has a choke, though.

~Z

johnny5 says:

pat tillman was shot by an M4 from 3 meters they say, 3 bullet holes clustered in his forehead. Right after he yelled at another soldier. He was fragged. They burned his gear then mcchrystal lied about it.

The doctors – whose names were blacked out – said that the bullet holes were so close together that it appeared the Army Ranger was cut down by an M-16 fired from a mere 10 yards or so away.

Other information:

In his last words moments before he was killed, Tillman snapped at a panicky comrade under fire to shut up and stop “sniveling.”

_ Army attorneys sent each other congratulatory e-mails for keeping criminal investigators at bay as the Army conducted an internal friendly-fire investigation that resulted in administrative, or non-criminal, punishments.

_ The three-star general who kept the truth about Tillman’s death from his family and the public told investigators some 70 times that he had a bad memory and couldn’t recall details of his actions.

_ No evidence at all of enemy fire was found at the scene – no one was hit by enemy fire, nor was any government equipment struck

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