Harley and Jake

Harley: I called shotgun first! Now get in the back seat!

Jake: First off you didn't call it first! Because I called if first first!

Harley: If your definition of first is 'second' than you're right -but I define first as 'first'!

Jake: And I define you as a dickface!

Harley: If your definition of 'dickface' is 'the dog who called shotgun first' I'll agree with you!'

Jake: Yeah well too bad my definition of 'dickface' is 'liar dog who called shotgun second!'

Harley: Ummm... Jake?

Jake: What?!

Harley: Who's car is this?

Jake: Grrr!!! I dunno! You're the one who said 'Shotgun!' and started running toward it! GRRR!

Harley: A-HA! So I did call it first!!!

Jake: grrr...damn it... grrr....

Harley: ... but I still have no idea who's car this is...

Jake: double grrr...

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