Harley and Jake
Harley: I called shotgun first! Now get in the back seat!
Jake: First off you didn't call it first! Because I called if first first!
Harley: If your definition of first is 'second' than you're right -but I define first as 'first'!
Jake: And I define you as a dickface!
Harley: If your definition of 'dickface' is 'the dog who called shotgun first' I'll agree with you!'
Jake: Yeah well too bad my definition of 'dickface' is 'liar dog who called shotgun second!'
Harley: Ummm... Jake?
Harley: Who's car is this?
Jake: Grrr!!! I dunno! You're the one who said 'Shotgun!' and started running toward it! GRRR!
Harley: A-HA! So I did call it first!!!
Jake: grrr...damn it... grrr....
Harley: ... but I still have no idea who's car this is...
Jake: double grrr...