"I am Splinkula, from the blue suns of Orion. Is
it as rude to stare here as it is where I come from?
Have you never seen a hand-turkay from the blue suns of Orion before?
Feast your eyes upon my splendor and not on my flesh, for I wish to return
to my home among the blue suns of Orion
to tell them about Life on Earth, which I can hardly do from the insides of
(as told to Erica in SF)