"I am Splinkula, from the blue suns of Orion.  Is it as rude to stare here as it is where I come from?  
Have you never seen a hand-turkay from the blue suns of Orion before?  
Feast your eyes upon my splendor and not on my flesh, for I wish to return to my home among the blue suns of Orion 
to tell them about Life on Earth, which I can hardly do from the insides of your stomachs."
(as told to Erica in SF)