October 07 2010

I Miss Mr. Deng Too! Duh! (+UPDATE!!!)

Hi-

Someone on this site is obsessed with there whereabouts of Mr. Deng– so I figure I’d respond.

I don’t know what he’s up to right now or where he is. My mom is convinced he’s sitting in some chinese jail somewhere for once sending secret photos or something. Other people suspect he may have been some kind of scammer (or me) playing a trick or whatever.

All I know about him is what y’all know about him. We’ve communicated offline a bunch of times and he’s always been who he appears to be. And I sent a box of goodies to him once at the shoe factory and he did receive it there. So there’s that.

After he got married and had a baby Deng we heard less and less from him but I still suspect we haven’t seen the last of him. I think he lurks. Anyway, there is an ARCHIVE HERE if you want to visit the phenomenal phenomenon of Mr. Deng.

We will meet one day, Deng! Dangnambit!

From:
Date: Wed, 13 Oct 2010 07:25:51 -0400
Subject: I got email from Mr. Deng’s sister!
To: [email protected]

Hey todd, I decided to try to track down Mr. Deng, and I emailed his sister because his emails no longer work.. and I got a reply! Just wanted to let you know:

“Hi, yes, I am Deng’s sister. He has beening busy for his job for a long time. I will inform him about your miss to him.
Thanks,
Deng’s sister”

I swear this is legit, I got her email from one of Deng’s Diaries, you can even try to email her yourself: (email removed by tOdd) @hotmail.com

Looks like we may hear from him after all! If he writes you again be sure to post it on the website! (and maybe you should update that post at least saying hes still alive?)

Eric

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WTF?!?!?!?! says:

HOLY CRAP. Is that an actual postcard pic of Deng- or is it a young Chairman Mao?

Maybe now the guy who keeps calling Deng a cocksucker will STFU. Come to think of it- if you were Deng, would you keep coming to a site where some a-hole kept calling you a cocksucker? After he had someone at the shoe factory translate it, probably not.

Sh!tForBra!ns says:

Actually it seems to me that the idiot Todd’s talking about was not as much obsessed with the whereabouts of Mr. Deng as he was obsessed with posting the same “cocksucker” post over and over again. In all caps, with bold type. For emphasis, you know, in case we missed it the first seven thousand times.

Sadly, he never recieved an answer, but kept asking anyway. Sounds like an extreme OCD case- or worse. Like an insane Eveready Bunny on crack.

Free Deng says:

Todd, your Mom is right, Deng is in Jail for sending you the photo’s of the high school kids doing it in the old stadium. Free Deng

klobster says:

🙁 a sad face for Deng.

Anonymous says:

Fuck Deng. That fucking commie shoe making bastard. Fuck Deng and his cheap shoes right in the ass.

Jane says:

“Cocksucker” translated is just “hooligan.”

Lorelei says:

Yay, Deng! I hope for his utmost happiness with life and family… and I hope also for you to meet him, Mr. tODD.

retodd says:

Hopefully he’s devoting all his time to his new family and will show up on these pages soon.

We miss you, Deng! Come back!

The Shadow says:

Deng is a bitch.

Paullers says:

I’m confused about the whole Mr. Deng thing too… But I love Mr. Deng!

I’m also confused about this postcard (Peking Modern Opera???). Just WTF is that guy holding? I studied the PIC close-up (yes… I have no life), and it looks like either a staple gun and a branch from a tree, or a clothes iron and who knows what.

Arwen says:

LOL @ Paullers. I wanna see the crazy opera that has a staple gun in the plot line! 🙂

WTF?!?!?!?! says:

Two words: “Hardware Wars”. The awesome parody of Star Wars using flashlights for light sabers, etc.

R N says:

I was right! I knew Mr. Deng was away taking care of his new family.

Zorgon says:

I love Mr. Deng. He will be missed.

Anonymous says:

I miss Mr. Deng he was the best. His photo journals of China were the best. Just like your photo journals TODD!

the REAL weeze says:

I MISS DENG TOO tODD BUTT I DONT MISS BEING FIRRSSTT BITCCHESSS!!! HATERS HATE!!!! WEEZE WINS!!! 🙂 🙂 😉

die weeze die says:

die weeze die, you suck

JV says:

I agree. I loved seeing his pictures from China and hearing about his life over there. It was like an internet pen pal for the site. Hopefully Deng is all good and not in jail or something! (Remember the one picture of the two kids fornicating? Yeah that picture + China’s obsession with internet control makes me worry about the jail part)

Z says:

Mr. Deng was funny. Kinda weird, but funny. I miss Mr. Deng too, but can see why he wouldn’t want to come back to a website where people disparaged his name. I’ll bet he doesn’t mind, but is probably just busy with his new life.

~Z

bark65 says:

DENG WHERE ARE YA!!!!!??

Odd Todd Community says:

Mr.Deng will be missed

🙁

The Shadow says:

The Shadow knows the evil that lurks in WTF?!?!?!?!’s heart. He sees what he does when no one is looking. Leave your mom’s basement and put the astroglide away.

WTF?!?!?!?! says:

WTF?!?!?!?!?

Anonymous says:

yeah, everyone who sees mr deng just loves his unique nature. hes so upbeat and funny! i bet mung mung (the dog) could kick roscoes ass!

everyone send him a letter saying you miss him:

[email protected]

and todd, how about you try sending a physical letter to his address or to his factory with a note asking for him? maybe include a few $$ as incentive or something lol

tainted says:

yeah, everyone who sees mr deng just loves his unique nature. hes so upbeat and funny! i bet mung mung (the dog) could kick roscoes ass!

everyone send him a letter saying you miss him:

[email protected]

and todd, how about you try sending a physical letter to his address or to his factory with a note asking for him? maybe include a few $$ as incentive or something lol

Deng Fan :-( says:

Deng used to make videos too here is one on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNyFuOdLGqE

Andrew says:

Todd:
Off topic, have you seen Google’s animation on the search page today? You could have done way better.

Sh!tForBra!ns says:

R.I.P. John Lennon. I started tripping and seeing colors and hearing music, then realized that it was in black and white and there was no music. Far out.

Can't trust whitey says:

I think that the white guy in Mr. Dengs last post was in hiding for some heinous crime and that he iced him when he discovered that the photos were posted on the internet stateside.

Anonymous says:

No way!! Don’t b*llsh!t me!!

douchebag says:

I’ll quote myself since my insights were so profound the first time around:

“Am I the only one who feels that this whole Mr. Deng thing is BS? I mean, he’s just too fucking insightful in his pandering, broken engrish way. Works at a shoe factory, but now takes pics inside a moped production factory? Bullshit. Always has a social commentary on the state of the chinese economy, the fucked up mix of capitalism & communisim, etc.

I’m calling it now, but I saw it years ago: Mr. Deng is a whitey from the West, reporting out (through the censorship curtain) in his own bloggy style about how China is as much of a mess as we figured. ”

Once he was outed, he said fuck it and jammed.

tainted says:

i think it lends a lot of credibility that todd sent him a package to a shoe factory in china and he received it.. as well as the custom postcards with chinese mail stamps.. i mean at the very least i think we can say he is located in china. its really not all that outrageous.

we view mr deng’s diaries as unusual and even shocking sometimes, but it should make you think, and feel bad for the farmers who do backbreaking work and live in a hut for 20$/mo

its more likely that mr deng just doesnt have access to internet or is forced to work harder recently. often he would travel to places where he couldnt get internet. i bet the state of the economy has taken a toll on his factory, if he even still has a job there.

the REAL weeze says:

FIRRSTTTT TO SAY FIRSTT BITCHHEWSSS!!! AND FIRST TO FIND MR DENGGG!!!! BITCH!! I FOUND HIM !!! HA HA BITCHES!!1 WANNA KNOW WHERE HE WASSS BITCHESSS!!! HE WAS SUCKING MY COCK THE WHOLE TIME BITCHES!!! JOKES ON YOU!!!! [email protected]!!!!!

tainted says:

I emailed Mr. Deng’s sister and got a reply!

Hi, yes, I am Deng’s sister. He has beening busy for his job for a long time. I will inform him about your miss to him.
Thanks,
Deng’s sister

Anonymous says:

WHERE THE FUCK IS DENG’S COCKSUCKING SISTER!

Real Life says:

A little word of advice. Don’t piss off a Chinese woman.

Jane says:

Technically Deng keeps a “dairy” not a “diary.”

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