TODD'S 2nd ANNUAL
HAND TURK-AY CONTESTAMUNDO!
We have a winner! Congrats to Turk-ay #6!
Turk-ay #6 wins a new sweatshirt! Great turk-ay! Champion of all turk-ays this year!
Thanks to everyone who sent in a hand turk-ay! A good flock of turkays they be! Gobble gobble and stuff.
(legal disclaimer: here is some legal mumbojumbo talking bout this and that and you cant go suing me because of whatever and reading this is the same as signing something and you can't claim in court that you never read this because i'll make you swear to god and then you'll be embarrassed because you'll be all snagged in your lie and have to admit you were lying about not reading it and then you'll have to give me your car because you lied in court and that's a new law that I just made up just now.)