Percy: Hey!  Look out the window here! Check this thing out!

Elvis: Is it a banana?

Percy: No it's some kind of raccoon or something.

Elvis: Not a banana?

Percy: No jerkface it's not a banana... it's almost like some kind of badger or some crap animal like that.

Elvis: Not a fuzzy banana?

Percy: No it's not a friggin banana! What's wrong with you?