Smokey and Bandit
Smokey: I swear this wasn't here yesterday.
Bandit: Are you sure? I don't remember.
Smokey: How could you not remember something like this?
Bandit: Well something like that just doesn't appear overnight!
Smokey: Apparently it does because it wernt here yesterday...
Bandit: So we wouldn't hear hammering or drilling or nothing if they put it in last night!
Smokey: What are you talking about?
Bandit: The door! I think that might have been here yesterday....
Smokey: No, dunce! I'm talking about the friggin stuff on the other side of the door! That white stuff!
Bandit: Oh! That I don't know about that...who cares... but I think the door was....