Smokey and Bandit

Smokey: I swear this wasn't here yesterday.

Bandit: Are you sure? I don't remember.

Smokey: How could you not remember something like this?

Bandit: Well something like that just doesn't appear overnight!

Smokey: Apparently it does because it wernt here yesterday...

Bandit: So we wouldn't hear hammering or drilling or nothing if they put it in last night!

Smokey: What are you talking about?

Bandit: The door! I think that might have been here yesterday....

Smokey: No, dunce! I'm talking about the friggin stuff on the other side of the door! That white stuff!   

Bandit: Oh! That I don't know about that...who cares... but I think the door was....