Tigger: Listen dog! I am a cat! The thing on the floor is called a rug! It's not going to talk to you!

Luna: It does talk. (sniff) It does talk to me. It told me it smells like kangaroo.

Tigger: Rugs don't talk!

Rug: Speak for yourself feline!

Luna: See! (sniff) See!

Rug: See!

Tigger: Uh... ummm... I didn't hear that. I didn't hear anything. I'm leaving now. If anyone needs me I'll be in the closet with my catnip...