Tigger: Listen dog! I am a cat! The thing on the floor is called a rug! It's not going to talk to you!
Luna: It does talk. (sniff) It does talk to me. It told me it smells like kangaroo.
Tigger: Rugs don't talk!
Rug: Speak for yourself feline!
Luna: See! (sniff) See!
Tigger: Uh... ummm... I didn't hear that. I didn't hear anything. I'm leaving now. If anyone needs me I'll be in the closet with my catnip...