Travel Tales

So I'm leaving for California tomorrow. I haven't bought a return ticket home. I haven't rented a car yet. I haven't done my laundry. And I'm not exactly sure where my wallet is. I haven't seen it in like a day and am a little afraid to look for it because if I don't find it I'm kinda totally screwed. So instead of looking for it and doing laundry and things that are sort of umm important... how bout I tell you my three worst travel stories? Ok?

That beats me ripping my apartment apart to find a wallet that will be exactly where I remember putting it as soon as I find it. I hope...

Here's the first story>>>