Mother's Day Day-o

So today I headed out the NJ for Mother's Day and I saw the older nephew play soccer in like the little kid league. He's five. I was psyched to sit on the sidelines and watch a good soccer match. I was psyched to yell at the other team and tell them how much they suck. And tell my team to clothesline the other squad when on D. And maybe get into a little shoving situation with the ref. But actually I kept my mouth shut. I found yelling obscenities would have been inappropriate especially because they don't even keep score anymore at little kid games... due to the new non-compete clause at sporting events for kids under 6.

Later on we were back at the house and I was like hanging out or whatever and the little nephew recently started 'pooping on the potty'. He was real proud about it. At some point he came up to me and said, 'I wanna poop on the potty.' I was like, 'Cool! Go for it!' He was like, 'I want you to come with me...' I was like, 'Umm.. ok.' I mean what do you say? 'Ew! No!'  (BTW, once I took the older one to the bathroom in a restaurant to pee and he grabbed the edge of the toilet with his fingers like under the rim, you know? I was like, 'AHHHH!! NOOOO! GOD IN HEAVEN! NO!!!') Anyway I headed into the bathroom together and talked about Pokemon while he pooped. When he was done I told him I was proud of him. Then he told me I had to look at it to like approve. I approved. He approved. We approved. He flushed.

Then I we went out in the yard and ran around. Frickin kids are draining. I seriously don't know how parents do it because after 20 minutes I was frickin cooked and they were just getting started. So I took a break in my brother's hammock. He just got a new one with a pillow and all that. I seriously must have been in that thing for 10 seconds and I don't think I fell asleep. I think I passed out. Literally like getting hit on the head with a rock and just out. The hammock had this like weird coccoonish thing on me and there was no option except to fall immediately asleep. I was out cold.

I woke up like a halfhour later in a fog. I had no intention on like falling asleep. I just wanted to try it out and I was just frickin totally konked. Anyway, that was pretty much it for my Sunday. No stellar stories.... Unless you want me to make one up but I'm sort of tired and just got home and the story would probably be some total lie along the lines of how I took my nephew out to shoot a bb gun at cans and stuff and a deer came along and I told him to shoot at it and he did and hit the deer in the eye and got totally traumatized. Him and the deer. Then I'd tell you at the end how I was just kidding. See bad story. That's why I didn't go into it cause that's not a good story for a nice day like mother's day.

Here's are some pics for ya instead.

ok bye!