Can I Wear Plastic Clogs?
So lately all over town on dudes and chicks and kids I've noticed there are these plastic shoes stomping around all over.
They look like this:
Now I have major issues with shoes because my big feet are super flat (no arches) and I wear out shoes crazy fast like on a slant going inwards and before I know it my flip flops or whatever hurt my feet and back. Flip flops last maybe one summer max. My current ones are pretty much burnt out and. So when I saw these cloggy shoes and people walking around looking all puffed up by their feet I started thinking about them. They gotta be crazy comfortable because I think they look super silly. But I'm all about comfort first so I started thinking... Maybe I can wear them too?
Here's the deal. Let's say they're the most comfortable shoes in the world. Can I really walk around with things on my feet that look like that? Aren't they crazy dorked? Plus trendy which is even worse? And even if I got em what color would be right for me? Red? Green? Bright blue? Even if my feet were totally relaxed wouldn't I be all tensed up nervous when everyone I pass by looks at my feet? Do chicks dig guys in shoes that look like this? Doubt it. Right? How could I not be self-conscious about them?
Keep in mind that I have size 13 feet so these things
will look like scuba flippers probably. But I do want to buy some new easy shoes
(I don't like shoes with laces because I'm lazy). And maybe these might be super
comfortable and I should screw what people think? So what do you think?