Pictures for the Week

Hey! I took some pictures this week! Here they are! I wrote some stuff too!

Unfortunately there are a few decommissioned churches in the neighborhood that are now condos or turning into condos.
I think I'd be scared to live in there. Like it would be haunted or something... tombs in the basement or devil priest floating over my bed or whatever...

This picture gives me an eyeache when I stare at it...

The Good White Witch of the F Train...

Yes I called the number. Call it if you dare....

Fish head fish head rolly polly fish head on a Brooklyn sidewalk. (I bet he never thought it would end up like that)...

This looked sort of ok so I took a picture of it. If you can travel back in time you can go check it out. (More info on the bar)...

This looked coolio too. If you want something like this on your wall you can call that number... if you dare... again.

This porch...

.... has this view.

So there was that guy there so I snuck a picture of him...

Roscoe looking for Dad...

C'mon Dad, let's head out! I kicked some ass and juked out some dog dorks... Let's blow this pupsicle stand...

I went to see burlesque again at this place here. This guy was running around blatantly taking pictures so I took out my camera and snapped a couple pictures.
Then I saw a big sign that said No Photography-- and realized that guy was a reporter or something... and I was like ummm... a perv taking pictures.

But I got a couple...

This is Anita Cookie. She was like a rainstorm girl...

Then most of her clothes got blown off by the imaginary storm. The girls don't get nakedy but they get burlesquey with the pasties and stuff.  The audience was like 50/50 men and women which was coolio. I get the feeling that Anita Cookie has like a nerdy computer job or something...

Sad signs they say so much...

More thievery! Last but not least... This here car had all four tires stolen off of it in the middle of the night.
It was propped up on like those cheapy jacks that come with the car.

The owner had just discovered it so I spoke to him for a bit. He was stunned.
He was like, 'It's a Hyundai! Why did someone steal all four tires off my Hyundai!?!' He was laughing about it.
Then the tow truck came and took it away...

ok bye!

tOdd

PS. AHH! A CAR ALARM KEEPS GOING OFF OUTSIDE! I WANT GO TO DUMP GARBAGE ON THE CAR! IT'S GONE OFF 20X!!!! Motion sensors should be outlawed!!!!!!