Nice!

So if everyone who has a phone # gets a phonebook, and they all get thrown out once a year, that's alot of phonebooks. It's also nice to see that they all get recycled. 

hey todd, my man 
could you explain to me how i can see the crouching alien by the sidewalk please?

Always love your NY shots, tOdd. Was in Coney Island with the Polar Bears last Saturday. Had Nathan's hot dogs. Bought bagels. Was good!

How did the dude "walk away in tears" if he had his eyes removed?

i want to be a coney island polar bear one day

How did the dude "walk away in tears" if he had his eyes removed? 
 
Hahahahaha! Good question!

Eyes and tear ducts are two different things.

I assumed they traded eyes.

Tears don't come from your eyeballs, they come from tear ducts in your eyelids.

Careful there, OJ. Such a learned statement might blow the minds of 1/3 of the population here. 
 
Tread with reverent care for the fragile intellect here. Treat these folks like you would fine china--look but don't touch

*laughs at the yellow pages.

"laughs at the yellow pages"--- laughs till he cries, with his non-existant eyes.

i love the roscoe pic! and that friendly alien is probably gearing up for the cloverfield premiere. 
 
happy friday tOdd

who are the nice people!!?

That story on the pole reminds me of a Korean Son and Music video where nearly the same thing happened. =(

Is it just me? Look at the second picture. If you look at the reflection of roscoe in the mirror, it looks like you can see the leash. Is Todd wearing a dress in the reflection?

It's just you, Detective EGG. If you look closer, you'll notice the dress is IN the store because... because... can it be... it's a DRESS STORE!!! 
 
So no, tOdd is not a crossdresser. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

STEAM shovel? 
I think they keep them thar behemoths right next to them new fangled Horseless Carriages! 
Hey, where's my codpiece?

The Past called. 
 
It wants its steam shovel back. 
 
The Future is Now Here, 
The Future is Nowhere.

The future? I'm in my late 40s, and I don't think I ever saw a steam shovel outside a museeum! Without looking it up, my guess is that hydrolic have ruled since shortly after WWII. I couldn't imagine the construction boom that happened then even being possible if we had still been using steam.

Greetings for the New Year from the White House, my Fellow Americans. 
 
Jackie, John-John and I wish you all the best for the upcoming year. May you achieve your dreams, because, after all, this is America; the Land of the Free, the Home of the Brave, and a place where we are working hard to ensure a Brighter Future for us all. Twenty four hours a day, every day of the year, we'll be here doing it for you. It's not easy, but with your help we're getting the job done. 
 
This is your day, America. Now it's your turn to enjoy everything we have to offer. America you're Number One- we're Number One. You work hard and you play hard. You like the feeling of being all you can be. You deserve the best there is and we give it to you. So why not reach out and grab all you can get? America, you've earned it. 
 
Provided, of course, that you don't GET YOUR FREAKIN' HEAD BLOWN OFF. 
 
Sincerely, 
Your President, 
John "Freakin' " Kennedy 
(with a tip of the ol' hat to the Tubes)

love the christmas is over shot.

That story was sad

Todd, thanks for cool photos! Photos with Roscoe always make me laugh. Your dog seems to have such a great "pleeeease" look.

I used to be a homeless rodeo clown but now I am a world class magician !

HAHA..the dress in the store looks like it is a reflection of todd. thats funny. its ok if you like to wear a dress while walking your dog, todd. its new york baby.

Steam shovel! Haven't heard that term since my Mom read "Mike Mulligan and His Steam Shovel" to me when I was a kid!! Those of us that run 'em for a living call 'em "track-hoe's" or "hydraulic excavators." Too funny. Todd rules!

stupid people printing their chain e-mails and putting them on posts

What's wrong with that post? Did it offend you because it contained the word 'God'? lol. 
Wow, some people can complain about everything.

I didn't even notice that it included the word "God". I just don't like people telling me how I'm supposed to feel. 
 
Call me an idiot because I'm ignorant. Call me stupid because my logic is twisted. But don't tell me that my feelings are invalid. 
 
And then to end it all by saying Merry Christmas is just insulting. 
 
It's also pretty presumptuious to post one's personal opinion on someone else's property in public view. Yes, I know everyone posts things on power company poles. But that doesn't make it right. Not only is it illegal, it's unethical and immoral. Perhaps not on the top-ten list, but still on the list. 
 
So it's ironic that one would attack my feelings by implying that they're immoral by doing something immoral themselves. 
 
Merry Christmas.

well i would have appreciated a grammar check before the poster decided to litter the city with them printed Forwards. 
 
my husband secretly loved the story tho. such a FOB.

I love tOdd's pics so much!

Pics or pecs?

both ;-)

Pole spam.

hi todd rigt, noww im in the hospital because of my kidneys, anyy way that picture you took about the blind chick andd life, made my day. thank you..

JAMES, YOU SOUND ON THE VERGE OF DEATH.TOO BAD 
 
CAN I HAVE YOUR STEREO?

Dat be one sik mofoing question, askin de brutha fo his stereo when he mebbe be in de clinik on his dethbed. da way to do dis, mofo, is yo see if he make it, and if'n he dont, den yo jack de sterou out o de crib. Sheeeit...... does I gots to tech yo everathang? 
 
An where dem white bitches at?

i dont own a stereo, you sstill lovong in 1984, i have an iphone which im gonna donate to some rich republican out of spite.

You're sooooo young and hip.  
 
And yet, you didn't get the dialysis option on your iPhone.

love 'em Todd

That guy who gave the girl her eyes was a moron. He should have gave her one of his eyes.

Or the finger, because she was such a BITCH!

HAHA Yeah! That is even better!

God, I can NOT stop laughing at that comment.

Yo yo yo, wassup homeys? Sheeeit, I's jus catchin up on news I's missed while I wuz in de fre Clinic. What be this sheeit about Obama whupping some white bitches asss and now he br pResident. dint dat mofo fly dem planes into de towers in Ney yORK on 911? I thut we still be lookying out fo him and he snuck rite into de country and get ellected presiden when we not be lookin an sheit. what up wit dat? 
 
butt i see dat de womens he beet be de white bitch Hillare. she be hot! she can smoke from Mayor Melons crack pipe anytine!

phonebooks should be illegal.