Pictures for the Week! (+ City Idiot in the Pasture)

Hey! Welcome back!

Here's a bunch of pictures! Some from New York! Some from Puerto Rico! Check em out here!

First New York stylee!

Totally took a sneaky hipshot (held the camera at my hip like I wasn't taking a picture) of this euro dude (who was just waiting for someone to take his picture). The chick is a reflection from the billboard across the street. (yes this guy exists in real life)

Ah! Remember the days when oil was only $139 a barrel and bubble guns were only $5.00...

Knucklehead Kids knuckleheading around.

This lady totally gave me the evil eye! Luckily, I took a quick camera shot to cancel it out because a photograph of evil eye givers does the rubber and glue situation.

Not sure how Kat did dat.

There's a new thing around NYC called the New York City Waterfalls (aka The Gates-lite). Take scaffolding. Add flowing water. Add 'Art'. Promote. Repeat.

Here's another waterfall. I dunno. I didn't think they were that impressive. I guess it's something to see on the Circle Line-- but from land it looked like some sort of drainage project. Better than nothing tho...

All these people turned out to look at the art project that money and persistence built. (Roscoe pulled my arm while I was trying to hold steady thus the wiggles).

Now! Off to Puerto Rico!

Planes are scary! Planes are not-scary! Planes are sort of scary... planes are scary?

Puerto Rico! Nephew and me took a walk around down by yonder to look for hermit crabs. We only found snails.

We'd look down in places like this for crabs. Nuttin. Maybe it wasn't hermit crab season.

Other nephew played coconut catch with the ocean.

The ocean at crab level. I think Roscoe would have liked to play on this beach. I got mad that big dogs aren't allowed in the cabin on planes. Dogscrimination!

A palm tree got uprooted and these things were underneath. I expected bigger roots or like... not... red weirdness...

A seaside mess of weird vegetation and color and leaves...

Hey! I went to a beach club place for a day with the gang and went down this waterslide! The green one is pitch black inside! The red was less scary.

Was driving around looking for a supermarket and found Jesus...

Wal-Mart was totally booming big down there...

This was the supermarket we found! I didn't know where nuttin was cause I no speak espanol (nor english good)...

Really? Is 'Artificially Flavored' worth bragging rights of that size?

They were building condos like this complex all over the friggin place. I don't think they got the memo yet...

My brother and I were thinking about going fishing but it was like too expensive. $820 to go out for the day! It would have just been the two of us.
The fuel prices are smashing these businesses. We wanted to go to Monkey Island but no boat was going there...

One night I headed out with my bro and a nephew to go kayaking into a bioluminescence-d lagoon. Something eco-weird happened and cause stuff to glow blue when you make wake in the water. Paddle. Splash. Whatever. Hard to describe. Above is a picture of my hand glowing bright blue in the water if I knew how to work my camera.

But here's like what I'm talking about.

We drove around on golfcarts alot. I like driving em. Here's a picture of my feet riding shotgun...

At night the cows would roam free along side the road...

Kinda eerie at night...

So during the day I headed out into the field to take a picture of the cows from close up... Baby cows too!

As I got closer they started to walk away...

I did think it was sort of interesting that some of the cows had horns. I started to wonder if it was a good idea to keep creeping up on the cows with horns....

Cows with horns seemed sort of... uncowish...?

But there's more to this story...

And here it is! <<<click

ok bye!
tOdd

PS. Oh by the way.... what's up with this guy on all the poker chips in the Casino I went to. Not exactly as glamorous as Vegas...

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