Assault on Precinct 13
Ethan Hawke: I have problems!
Laurence Fishburne: I'm a big criminal!
Drea DeMatteo: I have makeup on and look at my legs!
The Plot: I am exciting!
Ja Rule: Blahdy blah blah!
John Leguzamo: I'm jittery! I'm funny and jittery!
Brian Dennehy: My career is in a urinal.
Familiar Woman: I've been in alot of movies but no one knows my name!
Random Guy: Ug! I'm the random guy! That means I'm dead soon! Damn!
The Plot: Ummm. The phones and cellphones are out. And the radio is out. And no one reacts to big explosions. Go with it!
Evil People Outside: We have guns! We're coming in!
Ethan Hawke: No you're not! We won't let you!
Drea DeMatteo: I'm smoking a cigarette!
Ja Rule: Blahdy blah blah!
John Leguazamo: Hey! Over here! Look at me! Look! I'm all jittery!
Evil People Outside: We have guns and we will shoot them at you now!
(sound of gun fire)
Random Guy: Ow! Someone shot me! I'm dead now!
Brian Dennehy: I need a new agent or something. I'm too good for this.
The Plot: I'm starting to get irrational! I am made the sense as much is this sentence!
Ethan Hawke: I'm too skinny and my skinniness make my teeth look extra snaggly!
Ja Rule: Blahdy blah!
Laurence Fishburne: I want a gun! I am a mean criminal!
Ja Rule: Blahdy blah!
John Leguoozamo: I think I thought of something! Wait... no I didn't.
Ethan Hawke: Let's shoot back at them!
Ja Rule: Blah!
(sound of gun fire)
Familiar Woman: I'm going outside!
Drea DiMatteo: In some light I am super hot! In other light not so much for some reason!
Laurence Fishburne: I'm Morpheus! I was in Apocalypse Now! Now I am a criminal!
John Legamazonoid: Ow! Someone shot me in the head! Now I'm dead and not so jittery anymore!
Ethan Hawke: I need a sandwich or something! My cheeks are weird!
John Carpenter: I made Ghosts of Mars? I must be on drugs or something.
Evil People Outside: We doing the worst assault ever! We're bad assaulters!
The Plot: Wait what's been going on? I haven't been paying attention!
Familiar Woman: Why did I go outside? That was dumb! I'm dumb!
John Legammonid: I'm still dead and very not jittery!
Evil People Outside: We are shooting at you again now!
(sound of gun fire)
Drea DiMatteo: I am sexy!
Brian Dennehy: My career has been urinalized. I'm gonna call my agent! Arrgh! No I'm not!
Familiar Woman: Look it's snowing!
The Plot: I'm gonna force a bad twist to try and fix this mess!
Ethan Hawke: Oy vei!
(sound of gun fire)
Evil People: Now we got you!
Laurence Fishburne: No you don't!
Evil People: Ow! We're all shot now!
Ethan Hawke: I'll get you next time Morpheus!
(roll credits)