Mean Girls
(sung to the tune Ironic by Alanis Morissette. Press STOP on browser to stop music.)

School girl. Gorgeous jailbait
In with the incrowd, on the very first day
She's not a bitch- then she becomes one
By minute twenty- this movie's no fun
And isn't it ironic... don't you think?

It's like paaain to think how I paid
To see this garbage when at home I could stay
The whole thing was like pointless and fake
First thing I thought... It figures

Mrs. Play It Safe. Tina Fey'nt fly
Called this moooovie 'mean' - then forgot about why
It's all about teenage life- but just didn't feel right
If it was supposed to be dark
Well why'd it wrap light?
And isn't it ironic ...  don't you think?

(chorus)

Well, it had this funny way of making some weak statement
About how when you're a beautiful hot girl everything's gonna be alriiiight.
And it had a funny way of using beat satirical cliches
But then defanging them to the point where ain't nothing striking you in the face

Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink
Yeah silllly flicks but felt like something at stake
It's like Mean Girls did try to have an edge and be wise
But it's a remake of Heathers
Except nobody dies.
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
A little too ironic.. and yeah I really do think...

It's like paaain to think how I paid
To see this garbage when at home I could stay
The whole thing was like pointless and fake
Last thing I thought... It figures.


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