--Choose-- ***Guest Reviews*** 40-Year Old Virgin (The) 300 3:10 To Yuma 8 Mile 28 Days Later 30 Days of Night 1408 A History of Violence About A Boy About Schmidt Adaptation Adventureland Amityville Horror (The) American Gangster/Michael Clayton Anchorman Anger Management Aristocrats (The) Assault on Precinct 13 Attack of the Clones Aviator (The) Bad Santa Bank Job (The) Batman Begins Be Kind Rewind Before Sunset Big Fish Borat Bourne Supremacy (The) Bridge to Terabithia Brokeback Mountain Brothers Grimm (The) Bruce Almighty Bruno Burn After Reading Cabin Fever Capote Capturing the Friedmans Cars Casino Royale Catch Me If You Can Changing Lanes Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle Chicago Children of Men Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe (The) Chronicles of Riddick (The) Cinderella Man Clerks II Cloverfield Collateral Confidence Constantine Coraline Crash Curious Case of Benjamin Button (The) Da Vinci Code (The) Daredevil Darjeeling Limited (The) Dark Knight (The) Dark Water Dawn of the Dead Day After Tomorrow (The) Derailed Devil's Rejects (The) Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star District 9 Doom Downfall Drag Me to Hell Eastern Promises Elf Episode III: Revenge of the Sith Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Fahrenheit 9/11 Fanastic Mr. Fox (The) Finding Nemo Finding Neverland Flightplan Forgotten (The) Fountain (The) Frailty Gangs of New York Garden State Gigli Good Night, and Good Luck Gran Torino Grindhouse Grizzly Man Hancock Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Hellboy Hellboy II: The Golden Army Hero High Tension Hills Have Eyes (The) Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Hostel Hotel Rwanda Hours (The) Hulk (The) Hurt Locker (The) Igby Goes Down In America Incredible Hulk (The) Incredibles (The) Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Informant! (The) Inglourious Basterds Inside Man Insomnia Iron Man Jackass: The Movie Kill Bill: Vol. 1 Kill Bill Vol. 2 King Kong Kinsey Kung Fu Hustle Land of the Dead Last King of Scotland (The) Laurel Canyon Life Aquatic (The) Little Children Longest Yard (The) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Lost In Translation Lovely Bones (The) Maria Full of Grace Master And Commander: The Far Side of the World Match Point Matrix: Reloaded (The) Matrix Revolutions (The) Mean Girls Men In Black II Michael Clayton/American Gangster Michael Jackson's This Is It Million Dollar Baby Minority Report Miracle Mission Impossible III Mist (The) Monster Moon Mr. Deeds My Big Fat Greek Wedding My Bloody Valentine 3-D Mystic River Nacho Libre National Treasure No Country For Old Men Oceans Twelve Old School One Hour Photo Open Range Open Water Panic Room Pan's Labyrinth Paranormal Activity Passion of the Christ (The) Phone Booth Pianist (The) Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Punch-Drunk Love Quarantine Quiet American (The) Rambo Ratatouille Red Dragon Red Eye Ring (The) Road To Perdition Robots Rocky Balboa Ruins (The) Rules of Attraction (The) Rundown (The) Sahara Savages (The) Saw School of Rock Seabiscuit Shaun of the Dead Shrek 2 Sideways Signs Simpsons Movie (The) Sin City Skeleton Key (The) Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow Slumdog Millionaire Solaris Son of the Mask Spiderman Spiderman 2 Splinter Star Trek Stardust Starsky and Hutch Stuck On You Sum of All Fears Sunshine Superbad Superman Returns Swimming Pool Syriana T3: Rise of the Machines Taking of Pelham 123 Team America: World Police Tell No One Terminal (The) Terminator Salvation Texas Chainsaw Massacre* (The) There Will Be Blood Transformers Tropic Thunder Village (The) Underworld: Evolution Unfaithful United 93 Up V for Vendetta Vicky Cristina Barcelona Walk the Line Wall-E Watchmen Wrestler (The) War of the Worlds X2 X-Men Origins: Wolverine X-Men: The Last Stand W. Zombieland

Rating System:
?? = ??
zero cookies = could be the worst movie ever. throw up.
1 cookie = sucks.
2 cookies = decent try. but totally whatevery.
3 cookies = some really good stuff but its got issues.
4 cookies = totally liked it a whole lot. no real issues.
5 cookies = permanently unturnoffable. love.

*I will never put any spoilers in my reviews (except one). They're risk free to read.