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*I will never put any spoilers in my reviews (except one). They're risk free to read.  

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Rating System:
zero cookies = could be the worst movie ever. throw up.
1 cookie = sucks.
2 cookies = decent try. but totally whatevery.
3 cookies = some really good stuff but its got issues.
4 cookies = totally liked it a whole lot. no real issues.
5 cookies = permanently unturnoffable. love.

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Mel Gibson's Apocalypto   

Casino Royale   

The Fountain   

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan   

Flags of Our Fathers   

The Departed   

Jackass Number Two   

The Black Dahlia   

Crank   

Snakes on a Plane   

World Trade Center   

The Descent   

Clerks II   

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest   

Superman Returns   

Nacho Libre   

Cars       

X-Men: The Last Stand   

The Da Vinci Code   

Mission Impossible III   

United 93   

Silent Hill   

Thank You For Smoking   

Inside Man   

V for Vendetta   

The Hills Have Eyes   

Underworld: Evolution  

Match Point   

Hostel   

Syriana   

Brokeback Mountain   

King Kong  

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe   

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire   

Walk the Line   

Derailed   

Capote       

Doom   

Good Night, and Good Luck       

A History of Violence   

Flightplan   

The Brothers Grimm   

Grizzly Man   

The Aristocrats   

Red Eye   

The 40-Year Old Virgin   

The Skeleton Key   

The Devil's Rejects   

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory   

Dark Water   

War of the Worlds   

Land of the Dead   

Batman Begins   

High Tension   

Cinderella Man   

The Longest Yard   

Episode III: Revenge of the Sith       

Crash       

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy   

Kung Fu Hustle   

The Amityville Horror

Sahara       

Sin City        

Downfall   

Robots        

Son of the Mask        

Constantine        

Hotel Rwanda   

Assault on Precinct 13  
(*spoiler alert*)

Finding Neverland        

The Aviator   

Million Dollar Baby        

The Life Aquatic   

Oceans Twelve   

Kinsey   

National Treasure        

Sideways        

The Incredibles   

Saw   

Team America: World Police   

The Forgotten   

Shaun of the Dead        

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow    (?)

Hero   

Open Water   

Garden State
 

Maria Full of Grace   

Collateral   

The Village        

The Bourne Supremacy        

Before Sunset   

Anchorman   

Spiderman 2   

Fahrenheit 9/11        

The Terminal   

The Chronicles of Riddick        

The Day After Tomorrow        

Shrek 2        

Mean Girls   

Kill Bill Vol. 2   

Hellboy        

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind        

Dawn of the Dead       

Starsky and Hutch        

The Passion of the Christ      

Miracle        

In America   

Big Fish        

Monster   

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King   

Stuck On You        

Bad Santa   

Master And Commander: The Far Side of the World   

Elf        

The Matrix Revolutions    

Mystic River   

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre*        

Kill Bill: Vol. 1        

School of Rock   

The Rundown       

Lost In Translation   

Cabin Fever   

Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star   

Swimming Pool   

Open Range   

Gigli   

Seabiscuit   

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl   

28 Days Later   

Capturing the Friedmans   

T3: Rise of the Machines   

Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle   

The Hulk        

Finding Nemo   

Bruce Almighty        

The Matrix: Reloaded   

X2        

Confidence   

Phone Booth   

Anger Management        

Laurel Canyon   

The Hours   

The Quiet American      

Old School   

Daredevil   

The Pianist   

Gangs of New York   

Chicago   

Catch Me If You Can   

About Schmidt   

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers           

Adaptation   

Solaris   

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets   

The Ring   

8 Mile   

Jackass: The Movie   

Punch-Drunk Love    

The Rules of Attraction   

Red Dragon   

Igby Goes Down   

My Big Fat Greek Wedding   

One Hour Photo   

Signs   

Road To Perdition   

Men In Black II    

Mr. Deeds   

Minority Report    

About A Boy   

Sum of All Fears   

Insomnia   

Attack of the Clones   

Unfaithful   

Spiderman   

Changing Lanes  

Frailty  

Panic Room 

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*I will never put spoilers in my reviews. They're risk free to read.