November 2001

11/30

I saw Geraldo reporting from Afghanistan. He was wearing rose tinted sunglasses
and a blue neckerchief in a very successful effort to look ridiculous.

11/29

I watched this Christopher Lowell show and he showed me how I can turn my
lightswitches and electrical outlets into 'works of art'

11/28

Flea played trumpet before he played bass. 

11/27

Spiders are arachnids not insects. Insects have 6 legs and 3 body parts. Spiders have 8 legs and 2 bodyparts. Plus insects often have antennaes and wings. Spiders don't. Which is good cause flying spiders with bobbily antennaes would be frickin way scary. 

11/26

The Mayor of Jefferson, West Virginia is looking to dissolve the town of Jefferson as it has become overrun by porno theatres and crime. 

11/25

Bajorans and Cardassians don't get along. 

11/24

LaGuardia the mayor a long time ago in NYC did like a really good job plus he physically attacked city officials in meetings sometimes when he got pissed and would have to be restrained. I thought that was cool. 

11/23

Sharks teeth are always like renewing themselves or something. The guy said 'like on a conveyor belt growing in on one end and falling out at the other.' I thought that was cool.

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