November 2001
11/30
I
saw Geraldo reporting from Afghanistan. He was wearing rose tinted
sunglasses
and
a blue neckerchief in a very successful effort to look ridiculous.
11/29
I watched this
Christopher Lowell show and he showed me how I can turn my
lightswitches and electrical outlets into 'works of art'
11/28
Flea played trumpet before he played bass.
11/27
Spiders are arachnids not insects. Insects have 6 legs and 3 body parts. Spiders have 8 legs and 2 bodyparts. Plus insects often have antennaes and wings. Spiders don't. Which is good cause flying spiders with bobbily antennaes would be frickin way scary.
11/26
The Mayor of Jefferson, West Virginia is looking to dissolve the town of Jefferson as it has become overrun by porno theatres and crime.
11/25
Bajorans and Cardassians don't get along.
11/24
LaGuardia the mayor a long time ago in NYC did like a really good job plus he physically attacked city officials in meetings sometimes when he got pissed and would have to be restrained. I thought that was cool.
11/23
Sharks teeth are always like renewing themselves or something. The guy said 'like on a conveyor belt growing in on one end and falling out at the other.' I thought that was cool.
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