November 2001


I saw Geraldo reporting from Afghanistan. He was wearing rose tinted sunglasses
and a blue neckerchief in a very successful effort to look ridiculous.


I watched this Christopher Lowell show and he showed me how I can turn my
lightswitches and electrical outlets into 'works of art'


Flea played trumpet before he played bass. 


Spiders are arachnids not insects. Insects have 6 legs and 3 body parts. Spiders have 8 legs and 2 bodyparts. Plus insects often have antennaes and wings. Spiders don't. Which is good cause flying spiders with bobbily antennaes would be frickin way scary. 


The Mayor of Jefferson, West Virginia is looking to dissolve the town of Jefferson as it has become overrun by porno theatres and crime. 


Bajorans and Cardassians don't get along. 


LaGuardia the mayor a long time ago in NYC did like a really good job plus he physically attacked city officials in meetings sometimes when he got pissed and would have to be restrained. I thought that was cool. 


Sharks teeth are always like renewing themselves or something. The guy said 'like on a conveyor belt growing in on one end and falling out at the other.' I thought that was cool.

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