oh
man, I was just reading the Monday's nuts for today when that baseball
player took one for the team...it totally reminds me of when the same thing
happen to one of my team mates.
We
had this real bad ass stadium we got to play in on special games and this
particular game was the all starts runner up finals. We where playing under
the lights of the stadium with all the cool night time summer bugs flying
around and the nice warm air...it was perfect baseball weather. The setting
was awesome, we are all playing hard and getting real dirty trying to go out
with a win. I played short stop and my good friend, Chris, played
third base. For those of you who don't know, third base is commonly referred
to as "the hot seat" or "hot spot" or anything referring
FAST and DANGEROUS. Well, all night this one batter for the other team was
consistently rifling these hot ground balls (no pun intended) over our way.
I had already taken one to the chest and another to the shin and Chris
took on to the left arm during the game. And these things hurt, I
didn't know a 12 year old could hit a ball that hard. Well I saw
this same guy come up to bat for the forth time that night and I told Chris
to watch out..."this dude is going to hit hard in our direction".
Well sure as crap the dude nails the first pitch to Chris. I knew
he was going to hit to our side so I had already shifted closer to third
while Chris was playing closer to the foul line... I was only about 4 or 5
feet away from Chris when it happen. The ball was coming in so fast it had a
whizzing sound to it and I saw (with a front row vantage point) the ball hit
a lip on the dirt and go up and under Chris' cup. WHUUP---"help"
--and then the crowd "ooohhh" in unison is all I heard. Chris went
down fast. I saw the ball trail off in the dirt for about 6 inches. To my
amazement Chris grabbed the ball and threw toward first base. I was stunned,
I couldn't believe I just saw my friend get hit the nuts and then try and
throw the guy out, he was tougher than I thought. The thrown ball didn't
even go near the intended target of first base. It went straight into the
opposing teams dugout. I am still not sure if that was intentional or not,
but he was crippled so I like to think it was strange type of revenge.
As
it turns out the ball hit the underside of the cup and split the cup in
three large pieces. The main piece of shrapnel stayed in the jock
strap, while the other two "y'ed" off and one pierced Chris's
sack and the other his leg. My whole team was shocked. We where all
thinking the same thing "how could this happen?" and "I am
sure glad that wasn't me". Chris turned out okay...no lose of balls or
anything major.
Lets
all keep laughing
Ryan
------------------------------------------------------------------------
One time i was riding my bike,
in a race and we were going down this hill and i fell off on the croch bar,
and surfed down the hilll on my balls, as well as the penis. Let me say it
tickeld for a little bit. I lost half the feeling of my nuts on my right
side.
-ben
------------------------------------------------------------------------