*Monday's Nuts*
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i only ever kicked
my brother in the balls once in our lives and this is how it happened...
i was about 10 years old and he was 8 and me and him and my friend christina were walking to school together...it was february and there had just been a heavy snow storm like 2 days earlier and the streets hadnt been plowed yet...so we're walking and im talking to my friend and my bro's walking behind us being a pain in the ass...telling us we smell, picking invisible cooties from our heads, throwing snow balls at the backs of our heads...we keep yelling at him to stop but he wont and the angrier we got the funnier he thought the whole thing was so he wouldnt stop...
anyway i figure i should just be nice cause if i smack him he's gonna tell and my moms gonna be super pissed...but then...he goes too far...he grabs a handful of snow and shoves it down the back of my jacket...and i just freaked out...i turned around fast and just kicked...i wasnt aiming for anything but i ended up catching him right in the balls...and he just fell to the ground, hard, right into the snow, holding onto his balls, not even making a sound...me and my friend both stand there like, whoa...we nudge him a couple of times with our feet and ask him if hes okay but hes totally not responding...we didnt know what to do and i didnt want to get into trouble so we just ran...and left him there, in the snow...
so im in class an hour later and the principle calls me to his office, so i go down and theres my mom, in tears, cause my bro never made it to school....they're about to call the cops, they think hes been abducted or something but before they do that they wanna ask me if i know where he might be and i say no, scared to death that my moms gonna flip, so they call the cops, but 10 minutes later my bro shows up at school, limping and with some frostbitten fingers and ears (from lying in the snow for so long, apparently it tooks him like 30 mins to finally stand and another 30 mins to make the ususally 10 minute walk to school...)...of course he tells them everything...so im in trouble from my mom for kicking him in the nuts, she screaming at me saying that i might have damaged him bad for life....what if he cant have kids now she wants to know?...the principles pissed cause i lied and the cops are pissed cause i could have prevented them from wasting their time if id just told the truth about where he was...and the little f*cker got away with being a prick...i guess some snow down your shirt isnt as serious as turning your brothers nuts purple...
-S.B.
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