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Well... it all happened when I was playing in a lacrosse game, and since I played defense I was covering this guy. Now I must say that this was the only day that I forgot to wear a cup. Anyways, when their goalie blocked one of our shots, he tossed it to the guy I was covering. he turns to take a shot and hits me square in the balls with the ball. I didn't fall down, I was too manly for that, I just kind of hopped around and kept my legs spread out. But man did it hurt! I thought my nuts were gonna fall off!!!

K...todd just found ya site and its pretty good saturday strange best bit I hurt my nuts out skateboarding I was riding along the street showing off when i decided to try the impossible(a trick where your board does a backflip)I didnt have my legs high enough for the ollie so my alliminium board cracked straight into my nuts...ouch

I was about 12 years old at the time and I had just received a Mountain Bike for my birthday. Having ridden only pedal brake bikes up until then, I was a little skitish on the whole stopping thing. The garage at my parents house has very slick concrete in it and for a child is rather fun to ride and slide your rear tire. As you can imagine, I was doing just that with the new bike. Not used to the brake levers yet I panicked and tried to stop with the pedals which only resulted in the pedal spinning around and digging its way into my shin. Then came the wall which I happened to strike dead on, whithout remorse, the stem of my bike broke my impact/fall with, you guessed it, balls.

The only other person around to help me was my older brother who obviously didn't know what to do but laugh. Luckily, one of the county nurses lived next door so my brother called her up to come look at the damage. Now being in Montana, a neighbor means across the field and usually a 5-10 min drive. It just so happens that this nurse is the mother of the girl I had a crush on. So she got to the house and took a look at me, patched me up cause yes there was significant "damage" if you will. Now if you can, picture the mother of the girl you really liked touchi.....helping your torn bits. I still get embarassed everytime I see her.

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I was watching tv one day and sure enough my annoying 10 year old little sister walks in the room and starts bugging me because she wanted to watch something else. I just ignored her and so she decided to go into the shed and get a hammer. She walks back into the tv room hiding the hammer behind her back. I wasn’t paying much attention to her and then out of nowhere she whips out the hammer and nails me in the nuts. I screamed and my mom immediately came in and rushed me to the E.R. It turned out to be nothing major but damn did it hurt. To this day I haven’t gotten my revenge.

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