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hey Todd,
 
This story really doesn't have to do with balls, balls. but bowling balls. it was pretty funny so i hope you'll post it.
 
Well, this was probably my worst blond moment ever. I was bowling with some of my guy friends and doing pretty good considering i usually do really bad. Anyways, the bowling alley eventually turned the lights off and the music up (night bowling yay!) It was pretty cool and i was having lots of fun singing along to "baby got back" and being all flirty. Then my turn came up and i was feeling pretty confident, even though my hands were really waxy from the stuff they wax the bowling balls with. So i grabbed my pink bowling ball and went to bowl. As i swung my hand back to bowl, the bowling ball kinda just flew off and flung backwards. I was in shock as i watched the bowling ball ricochet off the bowling ball return machine thingy and fly into the next lane. I immediately started laughing really hard as were my friends. While i was laughing i apologized to the people in the next lane and they started laughing too. how embarrassing.
 
Thanks todd! i love your site!

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Ive got a nut story
 
My frind was working on his motorcycle and spult a lot of fule on his arm, we thought nuthing of it and he continued, shortly after his girlfrind came out and he thought it wold be cool to light his arm on fire thinking that the fier wold go out when the fule burns.
 
So about 1 second after he set him self on fire he reilized that fire burns and his arm dose too.
 
To pu out the fire he dragged his arm between his legs. That worked, but his pants were now on fire. Too put thar out he slaped his balls about 5 times puting him in the hospital, not for the minamal burns but for a ruptured testical
 
If you see any spelling mistakes, blame my third grade teacher

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hey hey hey!

well oddtodd...just wanted to first say that you rock and i love your site. i was also extremely happy to see your book at borders=) heres two simple but classic balls stories...please ladies and gentelmen, use your imagination.

 when i was about 9 or 10 i was tossing a ball (a lil bigger then a bouncy ball but as heavy) with my uncle. my uncle very lovingly knelt on the floor with his legs slightly apart so as to match my hieght. isn't it funny how an object being tossed in the air always seems to find a guys nuts as if being drawn magnetically? isn't also one of the funniest thing to see a grown man grab himself, go into the fetus position and cry? i thought so.

 alright, so my sister is about 6 or 7 years old. picture a small, skinny, quiet and shy lil girl with a whole lotta attitude when she sees fit. she just discovered that men are very sensitive in their private area. so this automatically became one of her favorite threats when any male was teasing her - "im gonna kick you where it hurts!" with a huge grin on her face. so anyway, my family is visiting from new england. including my 57yr old grandfather. being that my sister gets so upset when being teased, shes constantly being provoked... so my grandfather was teasing her about something or other and once again you hear my sister scream "you better stop before i kick you where it hurts!" and naturally my grandfather didn't take this threat seriously and kept picking on her. my sister repeats herself and then we hear a new sound....my grandfather making that classic sound like guys usually do when kicked in the nuts...kind of a really loud gasp/yelp. which was followed by tons of laughing=) hope these bring a smile to your face! keep up the good work!

  Jess N.

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