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Sorry for the length, but this is a pretty funny story. This may have been one of the stupidest things I have ever done, and man-o-man did I pay the price. It was my sophmore year in college and I was living with a couple of friends in our first appartment. It was a Sunday and we were watching the Patriots and drinking a few beers when the discussion of the combustion properties of methane gas was discussed... ok we were arguing if you could really light your farts on fire. After heated debate (I had whitnessed a fart ignited in the past) it was decided that the only way to solve this argument was by utilizing pure emphirical data... meaning that someone was going to light a fart on fire. Since I was the first person with the need to expell some gas, I grabbed the lighter and tried to light my first fart.

Unfortunatly I did not get the lighter close enough to my... well to the gas source to produce a farting flame. Now the people who did not believe a fart could be lit on fire saw this as proof that lighting farts was a myth. Since I had seen otherwise I bet them each $10 that I could light a fart. Sure enough they took the bet, and I was set to waiting until I needed to toot again. Now in the meantime we discussed the best position for igniting a fart and we decided that sitting position, leaning back into the couch with my legs in the air would be the best way to light that candle. Now, let me say that I was wearing some fleese sweatpants. I fealt the fart coming, assumed the position, and let it rip....success!

Here is where it goes bad... As I lit the fart, the fleese caught fire (in the croch area), and with the strength of Hercules I slapped the burning area with my hand... thus CRUSHING MY OWN BALLS. I fell off the couch and writhing in pain, as my roomated laughed. The whole thing took no more than 2 seconds, but I have been hearing about it from those guys ever since. It was the worst $20 I ever made.

My frind was working on his motorcycle and spult a lot of fule on his arm, we thought nuthing of it and he continued, shortly after his girlfrind came out and he thought it wold be cool to light his arm on fire thinking that the fier wold go out when the fule burns.

So about 1 second after he set him self on fire he reilized that fire burns and his arm dose too.

To pu out the fire he dragged his arm between his legs. That worked, but his pants were now on fire. Too put thar out he slaped his balls about 5 times puting him in the hospital, not for the minamal burns but for a ruptured testical

If you see any spelling mistakes, blame my third grade teacher

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