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Having been a female student trainer for football and
other sports I
have never been hit in the balls, but have tended to several guys who
were. Yes, I turned down more than one invitation to kiss it and make
it better. In high school, we had a senior who got towel snapped in
the junk when he was coming out of the shower naked. I didn't know high
school seniors could cry that hard.
The incident from college that sticks in my mind happened at a
university in the southeast about four years ago. Some members of the
golf team had stopped by the stadium to watch the baseball team play a
nearby college. Apparently some people in their vicinity were
heckling
a player on the field from the opposing team, That player eventually
hauled off and threw the ball in the general direction of the hecklers.
It caught unsuspecting golfer Josh Broadaway square in the groin. He
went down hard and it was obvious from the speed of the ball he might be
hurt badly. He ended up in the local hospital and was then
transferred
to a nearby hospital to treat his injured testicles. Who'd have thought
you needed to wear a cup just to WATCH a baseball game?
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When I was in 8th grade I was stalked constantly by this bully, a kid much stronger, taller and bigger than me. One day he saw me in the school library and came up real close to me, his face almost touching mine. Suddenly I felt this sharp pain between my legs. Quickly it spread up to my stomach. He had brought his knee up hard and hit me perfectly on target. I was helpless to do anything. I just gasped, jack-knifed over in half and my knees turned to jelly. I collapsed on the floor and drew my knees up, it was involuntary and there was nothing else I could do. It was the worse pain I ever felt. The humiliating thing was that there was an audience and I heard in the background , laughter and giggling. An awful memory.
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dear odd todd,
i was about 11 years old when i read this article at the doctors office. i have never been the same since nor have i ever forgotten it. it seems that this article is fairly famous and i found it on my first try,top of the page on a goggle search.it is the ultimate ball story.
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