I
was once walking along the top of my neighbour's garden (like ya
do) when I slipped and my legs went either side. The wall
was 36 inches high and my inside leg measurement is 31 inches so
I got very swollen nuts, grazed inner thighs and 5
inches of pain. It made me walk a little funny but it's
kinda hard to explain to people when you don't own a horse.
We don't have horses on Mars though.
Martian
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I was engaged to
marry a middle eastern guy from Jordan. He was sweet
(when he wanted to be) and a jerk when he didn't want to be.
He liked to rough house around, so one day we go into it in
front of his parents.
He tossed me to
the cement floor, and I got up and got a small stick.
Not to be outdone, he got what they call a mop over there
(it's a giant squeegie on a pole). He knocked the stick
out of my hand and again tossed me to the floor in our play
fighting. He dropped the mop, and started to do karate
kicks over my head.
As he started to
sweep kick over my head to show off, I grabbed the squeegie
and full force nailed him in the 'nads right in front of his
mom. She fell over laughing, he grabbed the goodies and
crawled up next to her and whimpered like a little baby.
He didn't try to
get overly rough with me again after that, but one lesson of
who was king made him a little bit more cautious.
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Me and all of my friends some times go out to concerts locally, and there,
is another group of people we all know, but dont hang out, but when we are
there we do, and one time. We were all hanging out, and we were all
pretend to be ninja fighting, and, but to be a-ninjaeeatied, you had to
get kicked in the nuts, of course no one really stepped up to the plate,
but I said that I wanted to be a ninja, but not kicked in the nuts, so my
friend sated that I could be a ninja but he would tell what I had to do to
get a-ninjaeeated, so I went really close, and he kicked me square in the
nuts. It sucked, but he didnt kick that hard, but, now I was a
ninja. So then my friend said that he didnt evan want to be a ninja,
seeing my horrible pain. So this kid told my friend todd(no realtion
to the cool one). Todd needed to go meet this kid, named Jedd.
Jedd said hi, then shook his hand, and kicked him in the nuts. but
Todd said, well Im a ninja, but he wasnt, he didnt wanna be, so he wasnt,
so he said that he wanted to be evan if that ment bieng kicked in the
nuts. So we all got him to play ninja and as we were running after
this kid, I stopper and said "Todd!" he asked what and
when he stopped, I kicked him in the nads and it was so bad, that he had a
scrape on the side of his leg leading up to the nads, he told me.
That is my nuts, Today we are both proud ninjas.
jAke
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hey todd, well im only 14 but this is a painnfull
story, this happened in hendersnville, nc at camp blue star (www.bluestarcamps.com)
(i live in miami, fl) well i mountin bike for 2 hrs a day every day there.
sometimes we go on really cool trips on the blueridge mountin range, were
this happened..well i was going down this mountin, really fast and they
had one of our instructers taken pics of us, well while i was going down
it was all one big rock and really smoth, there was one bump that came
like an arrow on the rock, well i wasnt listneing while he told us that
and i hit that at full speed, i fell and tumbled for about 10 feet where,
i ended up on the side. (still roll'n) there was a log where my balls just
clipped up it felt like my balls were going to birst, well that hurt for
about 20 minutes. well once the pain finaly went away, 3 ice packs later,
i had a huge bruise about from 3 inches from my balls to my guch (u all
know what that is...) to my butt..well i have great pictures if u want me
to send um it would be hard but worth it for u todd just email me back if
u want um...
-Jake
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