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Official Rules: Wanna be an OFFICIAL whatever of oddtodd.com? Here's what you gotta do:
Send me free stuff! Odd Todd - PO Box 187 - NYC 10014
Running a small business? Send me whatever you're selling and you'll become Official! That's it! I like free stuff and stuff!
Depending on how coolio the free thing is determines how long you stay up on the homepage. No biz dev offers please.
(the only thing that won't make you an official is if you send me a CD of your band or porno or just t-shirts or politics or offensive stuff. And if you send me brochures or corporate promo junk swag that's no good neither. And something physical not virtual. If I don't like the product I won't promote it.)
Write me if you have questions. [email protected]
SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK THRU THE OFFICIALS BELOW!
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** NEWEST OFFICIAL **
The Official Homemade Dog Treats of oddtodd.com!
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The Official Virtual Jeweler of oddtodd.com!
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The Official Winery of oddtodd.com!
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The Official Magic Wand Provider of oddtodd.com!
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The Official Lead Free Toy Provider of oddtodd.com!
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The Official Tupperware Provider of oddtodd.com!
This coolio Tuperware rep sent me a bunch of Tupperwares! Totally using them too! Check er on out!
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The Official Insight Coach of oddtodd.com!
Love,
Understanding and Peace! Enjoy.
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The Official Belt Buckle Provider of oddtodd.com
Hey! Jon Wye got a new site! Great Holiday gifts for all your belt loving friends! Coolio stuff! Check em out!
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The Official Knitting Provider of oddtodd.com!
You want some knitting stuff? Well we gots an Official knitting provider here! Kneat-o! Check em out!
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The Official Handmade Gift Provider of oddtodd.com!
These peeps sent me an awesome Halloween basket of goodies! Candles! Candy! Great gift it is!
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The Official Digital Storytelling book! Check it out!
Wanna check out a coolio book all about digital storytelling? Boom HERE it is! It's great! Stuff about oddtodd.com in there too! Coolio!
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The Official Wind Chime Provider of oddtodd.com
These peeps sent me a box of AWESOME wind chimes! Totally good ones! Tinkley and relaxing! Great gifts! Check em out!
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The High Heel Shoe Provider of oddtodd.com
These peeps sent me ladies high heel shoes in size 9! Some Cinderella with is gonna be psyched! Check em out!
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Official 2006 Oscar Contest Sponsor!
these sideshow folks sponsored the oscar contest with a way coolio loto figurine thing! check out their collectableness!
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Official 2006 Oscar Contest Sponsor!
"moontree makes the best letterpressed
notecards on the planet. i use them for every occassion." - mick
jagger
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The Official New Orleans Stuff Provider!
Official 2006 Oscar Contest Sponsor!
Hey! I got a whole giant box of coolio Norleans party stuff from these guys. Beads, boas, cake! Check em out!
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The Official Phoneless Helper of oddtodd.com!
Hey! This thing is real cool! If someone without a phone needs a number for a call back or whatever. Support em! Check em out!
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The Official Dog Treat Provider of oddtodd.com!
Hey! These peeps sent me a whole bunch of dog treats you bake for your pooch! They smell yummy! Check em out!
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The Official Independent Studio of oddtodd.com!
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The Official Futon Cover Provider of oddtodd.com!
These people sent me a most excellente futon cover! It's cool looking and good! I wish I had a futon for it! Check em out!
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The Official Winter Charity of oddtodd.com!
Hey! It's getting cold round these parts. If you wanna help people get a coat and stuff click on over here! Thanks!
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The Official Hat Provider of oddtodd.com!
These guys sent me a custom fedora hat for my head. XXXL probably. It's totally coolio! Check out their stuff!
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The Official Pet Portrait Artist of oddtodd.com!
Hey! This guy done did a coolio portrait of Roscoe! I dig it! Roscoe digs it too! Check out his stuff!
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The Official Drag Race Magazine of oddtodd.com!
These people here sent me a whole bunch of StreetTrenz mags
along with some coolio T-Shirts!
Cool drag mag it tis! Check it!
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The Official Cell Phone Antenna Charms Supplier of oddtodd.com!
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The Official Hotsauce Provider of oddtodd.com!
Hey! These guys sent me sent me a ton of salsa and stuff!! Here!
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The Official Web Designer of oddtodd.com!
Stacey Kamen designs the most excellent website. She fixed mine up totally! And she's great! Design a site with her and it will be featured at oddtodd.com!
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The Official Magazine Provider of oddtodd.com!
Hey! These guys sent me a bunch of subscriptions to a bunch of magazines! Coolio! Get your mag on! Here!
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The Official Other Tees of oddtodd.com!
Hey! Check out these here friggin funnyass coolio t-shirts! I Like Bacon More Than You Think! Hat Click here!
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The Official Bag Provider of oddtodd.com!
Sent me a new coolio bag! A couple years back they sent me one and it is the bag that I use everyday.
It's held up well but it's all dirty and stuff. So new one for me! New one for you ?
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The Official Chair Provider of oddtodd.com!
These guys saved my ass with a new chair! It rocks! They rock! Get a chair from em !
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The Official Desk Provider of oddtodd.com!
These guys sent me a frickin desk! A most excellent desk! My computer is sitting on it right now! I'm looking at it right now! I love it!
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The Official Guitar Provider of oddtodd.com!
These
people sent me a most EXCELLENT guitar! I pluck at it while I watch
TV!
I'm gonna write me some really simple bad songs about frogs and
lizards! Guitar!
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The Official Poet of oddtodd.com!
Hey
remember Eric Nixon? Leader of Monday's
Poets?
Check out his site and
his excellent book and thanks Eric.
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The Official Trampoline and Seesaw Provider of oddtodd.com!
Hey! These people sent me a totally coolio seesaw and a trampoline. Seesaw goes to my nephews! Great prices! They sell em on eBay! Check em!
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The Official Belt Buckle Provider
of oddtodd.com!
Hey! These guys sent me a bunch of belt buckles!
Coolio metal belt buckles!
They're totally groovy and one of em looks
like a waffle with a butter pad! Check em
out!
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The Official Shoe Provider of oddtodd.com!
Hey these
people sent me a pair of shoes to put on my big size 13 Fred Flintstone
feets!
They fit great and look coolio! It was cool getting shoes in the
mail! Check em out!
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The Official Snorg Stuff Store of oddtodd.com!
These
guys sent me a whole bunch of goodies! Much coolio stuff much it
is!
Click over and check out their snorgs! Groovy gifts! Check em out!
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These people sent me a coolio framed poster that's hanging on my wall!
Plus they took my old rejected newspaper cartoons and turned them into coolio posters! Put this on your wall!
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The Official
TiVo Provider of oddtodd.com!
Can you frickin believe it!? TiVo!
Sent me a frickin TiVo! How cool is that?
Lifetime membership to TiVo!
Wanna WIN one? Click here!
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The Official Bottle
Opener of oddtodd.com!
These guys sent me their coolio bottle
opener! It totally rocks!
Put it over the bottle and push down and pop! I
really do dig it! Check
it!
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The Official Random
DVD Provider of oddtodd.com!
The Shout Factory guys sent me the
complete Freaks and Geeks series!
And some other coolio DVDs! Seems like
they have cool stuff and stuff. Check em out!
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The Official Gnomad
Provider of oddtodd.com!
These people sent me this little guy
that you mail around and he goes around
and you track him on his travels
online. Sorta hard to describe but coolio! Check em out!
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The Official
Cheap Games of oddtodd.com!
Hey! These people sent me a
whole box of card games and stuff!
Totally coolio and totally cheapass!
Check em out !
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The Official Velvet Painting Provider of oddtodd.com!
Official 2006 Oscar Contest Sponsor!
These people sent me a
friggin velvet painting! I'm going to the PO Box today to pick it up!
Friggin totally psyched! Check out their velvety stuff! Coolio !
Hey! Voodoo Velvet
sent me another painting
because the first one got stolen when my box of stuff got stolen. Check out the new painting!
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The Official Sock Monkey Provider of oddtodd.com!
Hey!
These people sent me a replacement sock puppet! A big one!
My other ones
got stolen with my box of stuff. Thanks! Check em on out! Eep eep!
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The Official CD/DVD Storage Provider of oddtodd.com!
Hey! These people sent me totally coolio CD storage thingees!
One of em looks like a piggy! Totally groovy! Check em out!
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The Official Bracelet Provider of oddtodd.com!
The even
Design peeps sent me a way coolio bracelet along with other
goodies!
Their bracelets rock and will keep ya balanced! Check em out and
pick one up!
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The Official Nuts Provider of
oddtodd.com!
Hey ya Monday's Nuts nuts! These people sent me some
nuts!
Yummy good spanish peanuts and honey roasted! Grab some nuts over
there!
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The Official Cab
Driver of oddtodd.com!
Hey! This cab driver has offered me a free
round trip cab ride here in the city!
Frickin coolio! I'll take him up on
it soon! He also has a coolio site! Check it on out !
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The Official European
Coff-ay Provider of oddtodd.com!
Hey! These people sent me a
whole thing of coff-ay and it's really good and stuff!
I'm drinking it
right now! You can too if you get some from here.
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The Official Sci-Fi Illustrator of oddtodd.com!
Hey! This dude sent me a bunch of t-shirts and stuff with his illustrations on em!
Very coolio stuff! If you need a sci-fi illustrator to do some stuff... Dream Forger!
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The Official Ski Resort of oddtodd.com!
Hey these people hooked up the Oscar contest with a free ski trip for two!
The best ski resorts on the planet earth! Check em out!
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The Official Cell Phone Game Provider of
oddtodd.com!
This guy offered to hook me up with some phat phone
games!
Unfortunately my phone is old school still rockin Snake or
whatever. But check these.
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The Official Cool Looking Clothes of oddtodd.com!
This dude here sent me a bunch of t-shirts that have like chinese characters on em!
They look cool! Check em out!
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The Official Edible
Film Odyssey Book of oddtodd.com!
So a friend of mine sent me
this here coolio funny veggie movie book!
It's got like pictures of
vegetables all looking like classic movies. Weirdly fun. Check it out.
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The Official Car
Sharing Service of oddtodd.com!
Hey! These peeps hooked me up
with a year membership!
Hop in a bug and zoom away for a few hours. Cool
beans. Check em!
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The Official Project Management Place of oddtodd.com!
These people done sent me a
coolio box of books about like project management and performance improvement
type of stuff.
So that's what they do and here they be!
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The Official Aircraft Carrier of oddtodd.com!
Hey! I got an email from a crewmember on the USS Nimitz telling me that they dig the site!
So even though they're not "officially" official they're official in my book.
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The Official Durex Condom Provider of
oddtodd.com!
Hey! These people here sent me a whole box of
Durex condoms!
Anyway if you need some condominizazoids check em out and
save some cash!
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The Official Stuff for Drinking of oddtodd.com!
Hey! These people here sent
me some thing that's like a thing to shotgun beers superfast.
They gots
lots of other stuff too to do stuff with drinking and stuff if that's your bag,
baby.
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The Official Writers Block Unblocker Book of
oddtodd.com!
Hey! This person sent me a copy of her book about
outwitting writers block.
I haven't read it yet cause I have reader's
block- but it looks coolio! Check it!
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The Official Urban Boutique of oddtodd.com!
KARMALOOP.COM sent me a bunch of cool shirts and hats.
They like have designs and like words and stuff all urban style! Their stuff is krunk yo and their webcrib is blowin up!
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The Official Fuel Optimiser thing of oddtodd.com!!
Hey this guy done sent me a Robosweep! A robot that sweeps the floor!
He's selling these here fuel optimisers! Send him an email if you have questions about it.
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The Official Model
Ship of oddtodd.com!
Hey! These guys sent me a most excellent
model ship!
It's awesome to look at! I'm freaked out how much I like it!
Check em out!
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The Official Monkey
Goods Provider of oddtodd.com!
Hey! These guys sent me monkey
stuff! Curious George watch and clock!
And more coolio monkey stuff!
Totally coolio monkey! monkey! Check em out!
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The Official Personal Wellness Empowerer of oddtodd.com!
These guys are all about the wellness thing all personal and stuff!
If you wanna get personal bout yer wellness... well...! Check em out!
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The Official Intuitive Counselor of oddtodd.com!
Hey! This person gave me a whole natal type reading!
And sent me a natal chart! ! Twas totally coolio and accurate! Check her out!
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The Official Puzzle Adventure Game of oddtodd.com!
This dude wrote, programmed, designed, and the whole shebang of this Rocknor game!
And he sent me a full version! It's like an old skool Zelda thing! Download free demo here!
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The Official Nature Painter Program of oddtodd.com!
Hey! These guys here sent me a digital camera! And they make a cool program!
It's totally fun and easy! You can paint and like all naturey and stuff!
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The Official Online Auto Repair of oddtodd.com!
Hey! These people sent me a whole bunch of Jonko t-shirts and stuff!
If I ever get a car and it breakdown or whatever. I'd go check em out or something..
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The Official Firewire Hub of oddtodd.com!
These dudes sent me a coolio firewire hub that looks like a dinosaur!
The word 'hub' is funny! Dinosaurs are funny! Get yer hub here!
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The Official Unemployed Cover Letter Book of oddtodd.com!
This unemployed dude Joe wrote this whole book friggin funny cover letters!
And he sent me a whole bunch of copies the book! Check it out here!
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The Official NYC Niteclub of oddtodd.com!
Hey! The coolio peeps at Webster Hall in NYC offered me a VIP pass
to their club! Comp cover and drinks! Front of the line status!
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The Official Speed Racer Website of oddtodd.com!
These folks sent me the complete Speed Racer Collection! On DVD!!
Plus a Speed Racer shirt! So frickin totally psyched! Check em out!
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The Official Wake Up Call of oddtodd.com!
These dudes gave me like two months of free wake up calls!
I haven't tried it yet for obvious reasons but I'm sure they're frickin coolio!
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The Official Poster and Poof Chair Provider of oddtodd.com!
These guys sent me the most excellent posters and poof chairs!
I sit in the chair and eat cereal and look at the posters!
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The Official Bookmark Icon Maker of oddtodd.com!
Hey! This dude sent me a thing that like when you bookmark this site
it puts a coolio icon in your favorites! Try it out ! Check out his coolio site too!
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The Official Computer Based Flash Training of oddtodd.com!
Hey! These people sent me a whole box of discs that teach Flash!
They look pretty coolio! Haven't checked em out yet cause I'm lazy... but check em out!
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The Official Enron Book of oddtodd.com!
This
ex-Enron dude wrote a most excellent book about the whole Enron
dilly-o!
And oddtodd.com is mentioned a bunch of times in it! Coolio! He
sent me a copy!
Check out Anatomy of Greed!
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The Official College Essay Provider of oddtodd.com!
These guys sent me a gift certificate for a Playstation 2!
They know their essays totally!
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The Official 3D Animation Software of oddtodd.com!
These guys sent me a copy of Poser 4! I haven't opened it yet but the box is nice!
I think I gotta understand 2D before I go on to 3D! But check it out !
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The Official Linux Software Provider of oddtodd.com!
These guys sent me a whole crate of Linux CDs!
Now all I have to do is find out what Linux is...
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The Official Dream Interpreter for oddtodd.com!
Hey! These people here interpreted the dreams from my last cartoon!
Right or wrong this makes them Official. Check em out!
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The Official CD-Rom Provider of oddtodd.com!
These guys sent me a whole mess of CD-ROMS! MOST EXCELLENT!
I steal music and burn it on these disks!
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The Official Supplier of Great Big Stuff for oddtodd.com!
These guys sent me a whole bunch of Great Big Stuff and stuff.
Great big coff-ay cup and stuff. Use coupon code 'oddtodd' for 10% off!
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The Official Vintage Clip Art Provider of oddtodd.com!
These guys sent me a cd loaded with coolio vintage art! Click here and check 'em out!
Weirdly fascinating and excellent!
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These dudes sent me NY Rangers tickets!
Go Rangers! Canada is mad at me.
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The Official Carriage Tour of oddtodd.com!
Check this out! These people sent me a lifetime pass for their Carriage Tours!
Plus, I can bring a guest! I'm gonna bring Gene Gene Dancing Machine!
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The Orlando Regional Chamber of Commerce has made me an Official member!
What better Chamber of Commerce is there? None! Sign up!
This make Orlando Regional Chamber of Commerce the Official Chamber of Commerce of oddtodd.com!
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MyFoodBuddy.com sent me a whole thing so I can start eating healthy and stuff!
When I decide to start eating healthy I'm doing MyFoodBuddy!
If you wanna eat healthy head on over here. The Official Diet Consultant of oddtodd.com!
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Modern Ferret Magazine sent me a whole box full of their magazines!
The magazine is most excellent for ferret lovers!
This makes Modern Ferret the Official Ferret Magazine of oddtodd.com!
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I got some free tickets to 21 DOG YEARS: DOING TIME @ AMAZON.COM
This dude Mike Daisey does this show and he is great!
This makes 21 DOG YEARS: The Official Off-Broadway Show of
oddtodd.com!
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SQUIRES AND LADIES TRIVIA; sent me boxers and like a t-shirt and stuff.
This makes Squires and Ladies Trivia the Official Bibelot Provider of oddtodd.com! I have an Official Bibelot Provider!
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TRIFI SPORTS sent me a Golf Bag Cooler!
It's like a beer cooler you can bring around with you while golfing so you can get drunk!
Add strokes to your game! Get one today! The Official GOLFBAG COOLER of oddtodd.com!
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HYBRID ELEPHANT sent me some incense!
It makes my place smell frickin way good! Chicks dig it (or so I hear)! Peace and love!
This make HYBRID ELEPHANT the Official Incense Provider for oddtodd.com!
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GOLD TOE Socks are the Official Socks of oddtodd.com! (sent me a box of socks)
If your socks ain't Gold Toe socks then your socks stink. My feet are comfy now.
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GREAT RIVER ROASTERS sent me like 5lbs of Coff-ay! Like GREAT coff-ay! Every morning I toast Great River.
This makes GREAT RIVER ROASTERS the Official Coff-ay Provider of oddtodd.com!
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HACKENSACK RIVERKEEPER is the Official Riverkeeper of oddtodd.com! (sent me cool riverkeeper stuff)
Don't be a dick. Don't throw garbage in the river, stupid! If you do these people will come to your house and fuck it up two times!
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HYPE Energy Drink is the Official Drink of oddtodd.com! (sent me a case of Hype and a T-shirt)!
Drink HYPE! It makes me nuts! Whenever I'm out raving I'm juiced on this juice!
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97.5 FM in Waco, TX is the Official Texan Morning Show of oddtodd.com!
Jay and Chrissy are the frickin way good dynamic duo.
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CANADIAN HOCKEY MAGAZINE is the Official Canadian Hockey Magazine of oddtodd.com! But Rangers Rule.
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THE HOCKEY NEWS sent me a bunch of issues of The Hockey News.
They have a cool website and they talk alot about hockey and stuff.
This makes thehockeynews.com the Official Hockey Website of oddtodd.com!
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I'll tell ya what's NOT the official vacuum of oddtodd.com. I went and bought one of these 'Dirt Devil' vacuum cleaners. This thing is the biggest fuckin piece of shit! It sucks! Or doesn't SUCK! I literally feed dust into the fuckin thing by hand! DO NOT BUY A DIRT DEVIL! THEY'RE RED! THEY'RE AWFUL!!!
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