December 15 2018

Send me an email! I’ll post it! Like this!

Hey Todd,
You’ve been kinda enough to share my weirdo pop tunes/videos in the past… THANKS AGAIN!!! I just did a fun jingle/video dedicated to my love of the MANGROOMER electric back shaver (yes,it’s a real product!). Please check it out and considering sharing the video with your audience!

Thanks for your consideration and have a GREAT Christmas!!!


November 20 2018

Roscoe Stories

If you’re stopping by for Roscoe stories…

They’re here. More here.


November 01 2018

Random Odd Todd Stuff To Read

Good sir,

You will be pleased to know that after twelve long years of failed attempts, I have finally beaten the Sisyphusian trial that is Mep Ball. My final score was 2049 and it is a tragedy that the link to submit my score was broken. Let it be known that Mep has been freed by my hand, for mine shall be a name hallowed throughout the ├Žons.

Yours forever,
Aaron P

PS Check out my friends band website!


I have had this Coff-ay cup for over a decade. It now has a crack. Is there a way to get a new one?



Hey Todd, hope you’re doing great! I saw this in the New Yorker, reminded me of something from your book. Like a lot! Anyway, if you ever need a trailer for anything you’re working on, hit me up! Best, Nat


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