For $410 what would you do at Thanksgiving? (you CAN'T ever say why you did it)
Drop the turkey on the floor.
Spill a full glass red wine on the carpet. Then later that night do it again.
Steal the host's tv remote controls and their car keys.
Bring a hired escort as an unannounced date.
Boycott utensils. Including serving utensils.
Stand up on your chair, turn around, bend over, and make a toast to the host with your buttcheeks like Jim Carrey. Ended with a real fart.
Do the John Belushi 'See if you can guess... what I am now... ' funny. With stuffing. In someone's face.
Wear tighty whities and a bra outside of your clothes.
Don't speak at all. All night. Not even hello or goodbye.
Anytime someone tries to tell a story interrupt say 'we've all heard that story' and change the subject..
Every 5 minutes insist that it's snowing.
Any of the above. No problemo.
None of the above. C'mon!
This poll is dumb.
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This was set at $1000 before but I guess that was too high to
i changed it to $410 to cut costs..
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